‘romantic’ profile in my location
in WTF
‘Dating’ profile from my hometown

S
So he wants to make toys and share casting splitting silicone costs? Im so confused
J
Also Netflix cuddles while the resin sets up.
T
He says he’s financially secure but also wants to split the costs. That might be a red flag.
C
Huh that’s exactly what I post when I want someone to smoke crack with….
M
I feel like you would know.
C
The man knows what he wants, nothing wrong with that
R
Except why go through all this work and not be clear about it? I bet there are people who would be interested if he sounded the least bit sane.
S
The insanity is part of it. The medium is the message
C
Brisbane (Australia) by the way.
T
Honestly kudos to this man, I’m getting the vibe he’s an asexual, extroverted autistic person who wants a partner in a society where partnership is shackled to a whole bunch of stuff he doesnt want. I hope he finds someone as into this hobby as him and also just wants a permanent best friend as thier primary significant other.
L
… I’m in this picture and I don’t like it
B
He sounds more like a murderer than anyone I’d ever want to meet. At minimum, a very , very odd person. Or more likely someone putting up a sign they thought was funny.
I
Dang, is that a deskinned Madball?
B
Like the band?
I
No like the foam Garbage-Pail-Kids-adjacent toys that were big in my ever-receding youth!
B
I feel that. Both late 80s things
I
For real
S
I’m just really confused about the golf part. Why are people avoiding golf?
S
It’s a weird syntax but he’s saying that because he’s discreet, now people won’t play a sport they don’t like just to make friends if they can meet someone who share his hobbies instead
W
Wait, this isn’t about making silicone dick molds, just literal silicone toys that are not sex toys?
T
as we know, anything can be a sex toy, some people might be into being gobbed by goblin heads
I
I think this guy seems perfectly normal and maybe interested locals should email him. He’s an ethical chemist for Pete’s sake.
W
(It was a leaping site, they were disappointed) fucking GOT ME
T
Same. I can picture their sad larping faces.
N
I think they should state preferred gender if any, if they want to cuddle and netflix. Also think they should put spaces in the binary code. Sharing silicone costs? Wouldn’t that be like sharing filament cost for 3d printing? Isn’t it better to buy the silicone you pour, and the other buy the sililcone they pour?
D
I get the impression that listing himself as male but saying that he’s looking for a human means that he’s open to basically anyone.
M
Im here to early for someone to translate the binary code. 😕
S
It seems to be a Futurama reference https://www.reddit.com/r/futurama/comments/1klx7a7/i_figured_out_the_time_code_and_so_can_you/
R
Not sure you can. There’s an I or an l near the end instead of a 1.
A
0011000100100111101000011011011110011 Binary letters are 8 digits long. 00110001 00100111 10100001 10110111 10011 If this means anything idk how to figure it out
S
I do not understand what any of this means
O
This man knows what he wants
B
It’s legit. The Funko Pop collectors are the ones you need to be wary of.
P
No Funko Pop collectors? /r/bookscirclejerk is leaking
L
Breakfast lunch dinner do attend
S
I can’t get past “mixmyparts@gmail.com.”
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