someone was extracted from the sewer pipes
in WTF
They managed to rescue someone from the sewer pipes.

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Evgeny Titov, 21, from Zhigulyovsk in Russia, got stuck in a 1ft-wide sewer pipe at Pulkovo Airport in St Petersberg after climbing into it ‘for no apparent reason’ source : https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/bloke-gets-stuck-1ft-wide-28469206
R
for a second I thought he was trying to pull a shawshank redemption
M
I suppose getting out of Russia is a shitty pipe dream.
R
I’ve seen the movie who knows how many times, and I hadn’t made the connection before between the earlier mention of the type of “pipe dreams”, and how Andy escaped. Very nice.
P
The term ‘pipe dream’ is actually a reference to opium hallucinations and has been in use since the late 1800s. I think Andy’s method of escape and mention of pipe dreams are coincidental.
R
I didn’t know the origin of the expression, thanks. But them being “sh***y pipe dreams”, and how he gets out, now feels a bit more than just coincidental, to me. There’s definitely other ways they could have phrased the earlier remark, but this was chosen. Maybe it’s giving “too much credit”, but looking at the movie as a whole, that particular wording certainly seems fitting.
P
Agree. It’s Stephen king. His words are deliberate
R
Andy Dumbfrey
G
Andy , who crawled through a river of shit and got stuck.
S
It truly was… a Shawshank redemption.
U
[It truly was a Shawshank redemption.](https://youtu.be/Uyb58j3g5O4?si=ukbyZ5rIpeGeXYE7)
S
*Pipe is finally cut open* “Dis Zihuatenjo?” -Vlad Dufresne “Nyet” -Rescue services “Blyat” -Vlad Dufresne
R
Andy was so close to freedom.
D
Nope, Trainspotting.
I
Meanwhile I’d die in prison before trying something like this.
W
Yup, if I was in Shawshank Redemption the movie would’ve ended with me dying of old age in prison while my black friend partied it up in Mexico 😀
M
I think you mean Irish Friend…
M
his name *was* red
B
1000000% percent the idea of not moving anything…at all…I would honestly rather die.
U
How the fuck did anyone find him?
I
They noticed all the toilets were screaming
D
How Russian do you have to be to get stuck in a fucking sewer pipe?
L
Three Florida’s worth.
M
What a turd.
J
God forbid men have hobbies with no external value to be exploited by corporate capitalists, ugh.
M
It’s weird to have a whole country that’s just a big Florida.
S
😂
P
That has its own Georgia
J
“Get busy living, or get busy dying”…in a pipe full of poop.
C
That was his hole. It was made for only him.
D
I know this dark reference….
Y
And here I thought they finally found the Hide & Go Seek champion of 2017 after an 8 year search.
S
Skill level: Russian
J
Vodka. Vodka is the reason.
A
My guess would have been that vodka wasn’t enough and he had [the “good” stuff](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desomorphine#Toxicity_of_krokodil).
K
its called “crocodile” for a reason i guess.
R
No apparent reason is dodging the Russian army. Bro don’t wanna end up in a Ukrainian trench.
S
I’m all for dodging the army, but what was the plan here? Crawl up a sewer pipe and live there for a few years?
S
can’t fall out of a window when you are stuck in a sewer pipe
B
also can’t be sent to the meat grinder… 🙂
P
That’s the eyes of someone who’s seen some shit
D
Likely tasted, too.
D
That’s some cold shit. Article says hypothermia.
S
Maybe the cold helped to dampen the stank a tad
S
For days probably. In complete darkness.
P
7h
B
His expression looks like a mixture of these [two](https://media.tenor.com/MmmmxhTSSukAAAAM/%D0%B2%D0%B7%D0%B3%D0%BB%D1%8F%D0%B4-2000-%D1%8F%D1%80%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B2.gif) [pictures](https://a.pinatafarm.com/600×595/ca0ca460ba/limmy-waking-up.jpg).
P
The kid at the end of the short story “The Jaunt”
R
“When reporters asked Evgeny how long he was down there, he simply responded ‘longer than you think!’, before abruptly gouging his own eyes out.”
G
Jesus, I didn’t need to be reminded of that story
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