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Merely an ordinary Tuesday: a man relaxing next to the dumpster with a piglet inside a jar 🐷
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Dudes probably drinking that pig fetus juice.
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Probably RFKs new treatment for autism.
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New covid treatment just dropped, move over bleach and ivermectin.
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Let’s hope he wasn’t circumcised.
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The pig or the guy?
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Yes
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I might need it from all the Tylenol I took.
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Helps keep away the rickets.
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It’s got electrolytes!
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r/BrandNewSentence
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Well pickle me pig
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🤣
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Awww, pigley 2….
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SMOKEBOMB!
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Maybe it’s his only friend 🫤
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Well, where do you hang with your jar pigs?
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I keep mine in my dining room on a shelf. His name is Kevin (Bacon.) Turns out you can legitimately just buy fetal pigs on Etsy. At least you used to be able to. I’ve had my buddy for probably somewhere around 8 years now, and he’s still perfectly pickled.
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I can count on less than one hand the number of times I have needed a fetal pig. I guess I need to get out more!
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Mine is next to my rat jar below my petrified cat
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Oh story time. I used to tour in a punk band. One night we played a band called Rat Babies and both bands crashed at the warehouse/venue that night. We got to chatting and I learned that Rat Babies live in their tour bus(which is a school bus that they converted to run on biodiesel) full time. When they don’t have a show booked they operate as kind of a pop up freak show. They had a ton of preserved specimens in jars you could pay to see, one guy would let you staple dollar bills to him and the other would wear a kilt and hang a bucket from his Prince Albert that you could toss loose change into. Fascinating dudes.
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Getting stapled surprisingly really doesn’t hurt that much. Source: had a friend that’d get drunk and somehow materialize a stapler and he’d just start stapling people, for some reason I also thought it was funny lol he’d make strong eye contact and staple himself then he was coming for you. My teens were like a fever dream lol
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I still don’t know why he did that, he did it on like 15 different occasions though, and that’s just when I was there, it was kinda just like, “fuck, I got stapled again”
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Metal band in Scandinavia got in trouble a while back because their prop skull turned out to be a real human skull
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Babe 3: Pig in a Pickle We all knew the third act was gonna be real dark…
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Good lord haha
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Desperate times calls for witchcraft
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is the pig alive
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Yeah just taking a bath.
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Do u live reno lol
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His trusty sidekick “Hammy”
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He’s definitely smoking sherm. You dip your cig or weed onto that formaldehyde and let it dry and smoke it
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Was this in the state of Northern California?
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Breakfast of champions
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[checks name of subreddit hoping its not hometown subreddit] Nice.
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at least the baby pig has a home
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Can you get high off of formaldehyde? This dude is about to try. He probably stole that jar from a biology lab.
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That poor thing is going to drown!
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Hideo Kojima fan
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Nooo Wilbur!!
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Don’t they dip cigarettes in formaldehyde, dry them out and smoke them? They call them “clickers”
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Packed a lunch.
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Maybe it’s his “emotional support pickled pig…”
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That’s lunch
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What do you have against a Little Swine in brine?
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He’s just a chill little guy
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Pickled pig
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Hopefully it’s pickled in alcohol and not formalin…
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Why
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Alcohol isn’t good for you. Formalin is slightly more not good for you
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It’s also bad for the pig.
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