You have a habit of sucking on these small ones.

**What Happened:** Last week, in a valiant attempt to impress my five-year-old nephew during my babysitting duties, I proudly brought out a pack of those tiny, sugary lollipops. Kids love candy, right? Well, what I didn’t factor in was his uncanny ability to spot an amateur. After a brief tutorial on how to hold the tiny candy properly, I took a big exaggerated lick, only to discover that my nephew was simultaneously trying to demonstrate his “superior” candy skills. Long story short, I ended up with sticky fingers, while he snickered and claimed victory with an effortless double-suck.

**Why It’s Funny:** The real comedy lay in watching a grown adult, who technically should have more candy prowess, getting schooled by a toddler. As I fumbled, my nephew couldn’t stop giggling, convinced he’d uncovered the grand secret of life: always challenge adults to a candy duel. I guess I learned the hard way that little ones have a knack for making you realize that sometimes, you just suck at simple things!