He has too much knowledge.

**What Happened:** Last Saturday, my friend Tim, a self-proclaimed trivia master, decided to draw attention to his vast but bizarre knowledge at a gathering. While discussing his favorite subject—useless facts—he casually revealed that honey never spoils, which was met with a mix of awe and skepticism. Feeling emboldened, he proclaimed he could beat anyone at trivia, and shortly after, a fact-off commenced. As rounds progressed, he shared increasingly strange tidbits, like how wombat poop is cube-shaped and why octopuses have three hearts, and the room erupted into laughter with every outlandish detail.

**Why It’s Funny:** Tim’s stockpile of random knowledge was impressive, but his delivery made it hysterical. He was so fiercely passionate about these quirky facts that he flailed his arms and punctuated every punchline with exaggerated expressions, resembling a cross between a hyperactive professor and a stand-up comedian. The more he talked, the more we realized he should just start a pet fact show on YouTube, concluding the night with moral support—just in case the world wasn’t ready for a trivia master with an octopus obsession!