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Oh Oh ….Oh

**What Happened:** One sunny Saturday, my buddy Mike decided he would finally conquer his fear of asking out Jessica, the girl he’d been crushing on for ages. With a pep talk from my overenthusiastic self, he strutted over to her while I hid behind a conveniently placed shrub, ready to provide moral support—or at least some comedic relief. As he approached her, he took a deep breath, practicing his best suave look, only to trip over the hose in her front yard, sending him sprawling into a bush.

**Why It’s Funny:** Just as he fell, he dramatically called out, “Ay Ay ….Ay!,” which startled the neighborhood dogs into a frenzy, barking like his unexpected tumble triggered a canine core alarm. Jessica, trying to contain her laughter, helped him up, and instead of a smooth invitation, they ended up sharing a laugh—though Mike did gain an entirely new reputation as the “Bush Bandit.” Who knew that sometimes, taking a tumble could lead to a winning heart?

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Bulawayoland • 101 points
squirrels can be crazy… I had one run right up to me one time and grab my finger (I was walking by a hip-height wall, with the ground on the other side level with the wall). I set the animal on my shoulder and it stuck its nose in my ear and kept it there all the way home. It ran off a few days later, I never could figure what was up with that beast

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JAK49 • 46 points
I had one steal an entire cheeseburger at a campground. I only turned my back for a second and it was already up on the table and basically all over it. So I wasn’t about to eat it after that and surrendered. He took it a piece at a time. Top bun. Cheese. Burger party. He took each piece off into the woods and came back a couple minutes later. The only thing he left behind were tomatoes and lettuce lol.

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Bulawayoland • 22 points
that’s outrageous… you should file a complaint lol

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MoistStub • 9 points
Take that little furry bitch to court

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aidissonance • 11 points
Many years ago, I was walking a park trail and a squirrel followed me and my cousin for 10 minutes. The squirrel ran up to me and kicked my shin and ran away. I guess he was upset I didn’t feed him maybe?

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cowlinator • 5 points
it was in your ear for *days*?

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jdb050 • 5 points
You were incredibly lucky not to be bit (they are maniacs) EDIT: not rabies (incredibly rare, huh, TIL)

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hotlavatube • 10 points
Rabies in squirrels is very rare. As such, there are apparently [no known cases](https://dchealth.dc.gov/sites/default/files/dc/sites/doh/service_content/attachments/Don%27t%20Feed%20Squirrels.pdf) of squirrels transmitting rabies to humans.

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jdb050 • 3 points
Thanks for that info. TIL Edited my comment to prevent misinformation

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Pooch76 • 1 points
Wow, that’s awesome!

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feedalow • 1 points
I have a squrriel buddy that comes to my window and comes inside to chill with me some times, I give it a couple nuts or fruits and pet it for a bit then it fucks off till another random day it’ll show up

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Bulawayoland • 0 points
could have been, I guess… maybe I would have been luckier to be bit tho, you never know… destiny could have something REALLY AWFUL in store for me instead lol

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vcardsophie • 1 points
that’s how it starts.

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crazyguy83 • 48 points
I love these talking animal funnies, anyone know where I can find more?

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hawkeye122 • 100 points
Check xHamster

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davidsicles • 29 points
I sense a risky click here

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hawkeye122 • 18 points
Shhh 🤫

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RealConcorrd • 8 points
You sly bastard

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VerStannen • 14 points
This is Tristan Maloney and he’s really good. Rockst@r is super funny too.

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Hour-Bison765 • 3 points
Sweet

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SwordfishAdditional3 • 7 points
And RxCKSTxR

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Mugwumps_has_spoken • 7 points
look for OzzyMan on YouTube he does a lot of really good ones.

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SwordfishAdditional3 • 3 points
Dusty Douglas is one

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VerStannen • 1 points
Too many forced puns imo. My kids love the guy but I just groan.

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mizzbrightside • 1 points
This is Tristan Maloney and he does more of these

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a_beer_with_yoda • 1 points
I don’t know who this is but klrproductions makes some good ones.

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93sFunnyGuy • 9 points
Not tagging the original creator of this seems criminal…I’m tryna remember who that is, but it won’t OP

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davidsicles • 3 points
Reminds me of my energetic nephew

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NASA-WELDING-GUY • 3 points
Commenting for later use

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djsammilan • 6 points
This is hilarious 😂

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