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Stay safe while driving.

Last Saturday, I decided to take my friend Larry on a spontaneous road trip. With a playlist of our favorite tunes blasting, we felt unstoppable. However, about ten minutes in, my trusted GPS decided it was too good to be trusted, leading us directly into a farm field instead of the highway. Larry, convinced that I had taken a wrong turn, started giving directions like a contestant on a cooking show — wildly gesturing and yelling, “Just go left! No, the other left!”
As we careened through the cornfields, I accidentally honked the horn and startled a flock of ducks into a dramatic flight path that completely surrounded the car. Just then, Larry yelled, “Drive safe!” like the beloved backseat driver he is, and we couldn’t help but burst into laughter. Instead of a picturesque drive through the countryside, we found ourselves conducting our own quacking traffic jam, proving that sometimes the only direction you really need is the one to a good laugh!

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Cold_Lingonberry_291 • 29 points
My, my, honesty in advertising.

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angmarsilar • 13 points
It’s a competitive market. I bet the cemeteries have fought to keep the hospitals out.

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Beneficial_Soup3699 • 1 points
Good ol’ southern Christian brotherly love!

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Ok_Sympathy_8876 • 5 points
Fair warning

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Sir-Nicholas • 2 points
Streets should be empty speed away

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AnalBumCovers • 2 points
The horror movie adaptation of two girls one cup

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xnoxgodsx • 1 points
Is it icy roads?

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HVLP • 1 points
We have L

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ThottoPilot • 1 points
felt this in my soul, nothing like a near-miss to remind you to buckle up

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RandyArgonianButler • 1 points
Side note: Lion’s Club is an amazing organization! The local chapter has done SOO MUCH for my school.

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angmarsilar • 1 points
I used to do research at Kentucky Lions Eye Research Institute.

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