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Discovered this at the workplace.
M
You won’t tell us where you work because it’s probably normal for skulls to be there, like I bet you work in a skeleton factory
S
I used to work cleaning offices. This was in a forensic anthropologists. Office. Just sitting there. Looking at me. Demanding answers.
D
I mean I’m not a forensic anthropologist but it looks to me like someone got shot in the fuckin’ head!
I
Case closed boys, we’re heading out for drinks.
C
for shots?
F
We want to know the hole story.
J
It doesn’t appear to be survivable either
S
It’s post-mortem damage
T
So basically a normal place for a skull to be found
F
You need to phone the authorities, not because of a crime but because their are strict laws governing the handling of human remains (both UK, Canada and us) and the forensic Anthropologists need a kick in the bum for leaving the skull like that.
D
I’ve owned several skulls and packed them away. It’s not exactly strict in the US.
O
How did you come to own several skulls
S
There are many places to buy human remains in the US. There is an industry for supplying the medical professions with donor bodies for teaching anatomy. Those donor remains can be purchased legally after they have been used.
M
What… like no questions asked?! 😏
S
Yup.
S
Is there a way to donate your body without it eventually ending up in someone’s cum bucket?
L
That’s the cycle of life, baby.
M
Isn’t it a little too early to be done with the internet for the day?
Q
There has been people donating their bodies to *medical* science and had their bodies sold for significant money to the military for explosion tests etc. So at least in US, it isn’t clear if you can donate without ensuing badwill use.
W
Why? I’m done with my bones once I’m dead so if someone wants my skull as a knick-knack they’re welcome to it.
D
I know a guy who said he found a skull at a dug up grave once He took it home to study for life drawing Later, he turned it into a lamp The moral of the story is don’t go to Bulgaria
B
Just make sure the US Army buys it for [munitions testing.](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-suing-body-donation-company-after-mothers-corpse-was-sold-to-military-for-blast-testing/) Pretty difficult to put a fine red mist in a cum bucket.
K
Oh come now, what are the odds of some guy in 4chan sticking his dick in your skull?
B
If my skull ends up as someone’s cum bucket, then I will have become more useful in death than I was in life.
G
Why do you care? You’re already dead
K
Hahahahahahaahhhahah Nah….man’s mom was used for experimenting and shit and he only found out. https://abc7.com/post/man-learns-moms-body-sold-to-military-detonated/5430888/
V
I had a friend that picked up a used skull at a garage sale, cheap. It even came with a certificate to show it was legal to own.
D
The skeletons in the pool scene in Poltergeist were real.
I
More likely to get blown up in a military weapons test
A
Some cities have stores you can just walk into and buy them, like you’re just getting a soda or something.
S
John Oliver made an episode about it.
J
Nah. Some are grave robbers.
C
That’s screwed up. Unless the donor knew that was going to happen.
P
The donor has no idea. He’s dead.
C
Future people may not want to donate if they know their parts aren’t being used to what they agreed to.
S
[this website sells some ](https://www.skullsunlimited.com/collections/humans?srsltid=AfmBOoo-sTPZ0GJOub6wROMbt3PoNYzYeCelBPpGxnbvIsSnDMXouerG)
R
Uhhh thanks… uh ShitFlavoredCum
A
Shitflavoredcum always cums in handy 🤣
M
I like how this website has a loyalty points system. It would certainly encourage me to purchase more human remains if I knew that I might get a free tibia or fibia as a bonus.
F
A neurologist I used to be a patient of, had the real deal in his office. But I guess he was “qualified” enough to justify owning one. Then again he also had a bunch of phrenology artwork in his waiting room.
P
Nothing wrong with being a fan of The Roots.
S
Because she’s a Predator. Duhhh.
S
I make my own.
P
I found one at summer camp in Ohio once back in the 90s. We were supposed to look for rocks to paint and it was just there on the edge of the lake.
D
Facebook mostly. There are websites, or local oddity collectors.
A
Man, those were people. You shouldn’t be owning their remains.
S
I dunno, I’m dead and I’m not using it anymore. If my skull went to someone who was respectful of it and was doing cool shit, I’d probably prefer that over laying in a box or getting turned to ash
A
You cool if I use it as a nifty coffee mug? I’ve got some ideas
R
Honestly yes? I would be uncomfortable with someone who disrespected my remains, but I don’t consider that disrespectful. It’s useful and cool. Idk everyone’s different man
M
*Ed Gein intensifies*
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