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I recently went to a movie night with friends, hoping to catch the latest blockbuster, only to find myself stuck at home binge-watching every Leonardo DiCaprio film instead. As I turned off the TV after the seventh late-night marathon screening, I realized I’d officially reached my DiCaprio expiration date. I glanced in the mirror and noticed a tired reflection staring back, complete with popcorn crumbs and a grey hair that I was sure had sprouted just from witnessing another heartbreaking scene. Was that a Seagull in the corner? Must’ve seen ‘The Aviator’ too many times.
It’s like a rite of passage, really—except this one just involves your social life slowly evolving into a series of dramatic monologues performed in your living room while clutching a box of stale pizza. When you hit the “Dicaprio expiration date,” you know you’ve traded the unpredictable thrill of a dinner date for two hours of sobbing over “Titanic” while debating whether Leo morphs into a meme after the third film. Who knew the key to understanding adulthood was just renting movies and zero social interaction?
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Officially hit the Dicaprio expiration date 😔
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You earned your Dicapricake!! Congrats!
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They Leonardo DiPreciated
A
You get a cake when you become a Dicapricant?
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Redditors so busy tripping over themselves to be self-righteous about grammar/spelling, that they don’t realize it makes the joke better.
B
And that it’s word for word from the original meme
C
Jokes are funny when everyone understands that what’s being joked about is “wrong”, and all you need to do is look at the comment section of any post on this site to see that there’s plenty of people who see this as not a typo. So maybe it’s funny for the kind of vapid people who like to watch other people destroy each other on reality tv, or who like to point and laugh at idiots instead of helping them be, you know, “not idiots”, but to everyone else it’s just a depressing reminder of how many people got fucked over by shitty parents who didn’t prioritize their kid’s literacy, or shitty schools that churn kids with failing grades up to the next grade even if they can’t read more than a short paragraph without needing help.
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It’s not that deep bro
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Congratulations! You’re safe now!
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*your
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Why do I feel very disturbed then?
C
Ummm…. Okay no one tell this doofus ^
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Nope. Try that again. You’re wrong and so is the cake.
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r/whoosh
J
stfu lol
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Happy 25th! Enjoy your lower back pain and the sudden urge to stay in on Friday nights. It all goes downhill from here.
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LOL Leo’s current girlfriend is 27. So you are actually celebrating too early.
C
Time will tell whether she is an ageless vampire or if 15 years of public criticism has achieved this 2 year shift of the finish line. Potentially both, if she can just hold off reaching 28 for another 7-8 years.
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Or, you know, he’s getting older and there comes a point even for him where he just can’t stand early 20s kids anymore.
J
Classic Reddit comments: *“Judging people.. for judging people”*
J
honestly the only useful thing this site offers is trolling and tech support
C
“Now gentlemen if you care to join me in the parlor we will be serving h-white cake.”
B
Lmao happy birthday
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Congrats! You’re safe now!
T
Happy birthday! ~~Try to avoid Gigi Hadid. She had a brief relationship with Leo in 2022…when she was **27**!!~~
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LOL I love this. Did you get this for yourself, or did some awesome/hysterical friend/family member get it for you? EITHER WAY IT’S AWESOME.
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Whelp, it’s all downhill from here. Happy birthday!
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So sad it’s ruined not knowing when to use you’re instead of your
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the typo is part of the meme
T
It’s a very tasteful typo! 🤣
B
That’s the original typo from Leo
T
Can confirm. That’s Leo’s exact handwriting.
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Are you serious 😭 Was it a text he sent someone?? ETA: I’m autistic and can’t perceive sarcasm well through a fucking screen. That’s why I asked but thanks for the downvotes 🙂
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Don’t worry about downvotes common sense usually prevails if not, it’s no big deal
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You stupid? -Leo
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Excuse me for asking questions on the internet dipshit ❤️
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Thats part of the joke.
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I think it’s part of the meme/joke
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I think in this case it kinda works, the cake is a dumb meme, not a work of art
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I disagree. It is definitely a work of art.
T
If that’s ruins something for you then you should probably go outside.
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bots approaching levels of party pooperness thought unattainable
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Yeah it a typo. But you still understood it right?
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Your right. Their joke’s still funny
Y
Lol would’ve been funnier if you said they’re jokes still funny
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Your write. They’re joke’s is still funny
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You’rite. Theyr’jok’sis’till’fny
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But this hurts to read.
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It’s, it’s.
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I was taught youare = you’re, where you simply replace the a with an apostrophe. Third grade was fire.
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My name isn’t Y’all but close to that. Best wishes!
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