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Routes of evolution

In a small town, there was a peculiar annual race where participants dressed up as different stages of evolution. This year, the standout was Gary, who decided to embody a caveman. He arrived on a makeshift skateboard with several fake bones tucked under his arms and a ridiculously oversized club. As he rolled to the start line, he nearly toppled over, but he managed to strike a pose like he was about to discover fire.
Gary’s “evolution” took a sharp turn when he miscalculated his speed on the skateboard, crashed into a bush, and emerged with a face full of leaves and a squirrel that promptly claimed his club as a nest. Spectators couldn’t decide if they were witnessing the clumsy dawn of humanity or a one-man comedy show about evolution gone wrong. His unfortunate tumble didn’t just earn him a concussion; it solidified his place in town folklore as the guy who truly “evolved” backward!

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KomturAdrian • 917 points
iirc cats are the only animal that domesticated themselves

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freepandora • 407 points
They are only semi domesticated.

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Kyren11 • 101 points
What criteria needs to be met for a species to be considered “domesticated”. And how can one be semi domesticated

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J-Fisty • 146 points
Wild cats would show up at farms due to the amount of mice that would appear in grain stockpiles. They kind of just showed up and humans realized they were good for protecting crop. At the time it was more of a symbiotic relationship. However, I do think the previous comment is more of a joke regarding cats general attitudes and how copacetic they are as animals.

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matthew0001 • 68 points
Cats are semi-domesticated because if left on their own they can immediately become wild animals again. Most truly domesticated animals can’t survive without humans, cats would be fine if we all disappeared tomorrow.

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jefftickels • 43 points
Well, they would really struggle to open the doors they need to to get out, but overall your point stands.

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Amaria77 • 20 points
Especially if it closes behind them. How will they get back in 5 seconds after they leave?

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yamiyaiba • 12 points
Jokes aside, our cats have shredded carpet and door-wood to try to get out when locked in a room before (or wanting in). Given enough time and a small bit of food/water on hand, I’ve no doubt our cats could escape if they were determined enough.

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Banditsmisfits • 8 points
They’d probably just domesticate the dogs and use them to open doors

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s0cks_nz • 5 points
So what about dogs? Wouldn’t they merge into packs and go hunting for food? At least that’s what all the apocalyptic TV shows and movies suggest.

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nono30082 • 1 points
Don’t horses survive pretty well in the wild?

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tanezuki • 1 points
Mustangs are literally that

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tanezuki • 2 points
Pretty sure some islands have been infested with cattle somewhere. Dogs did that and formed a new subspecies called the dingo. Horses have done it aswell in some lands (specifically the US in the past) and they’re called mustangs. Pigeons are often always witnessed by us as wild pigeons, while they were once a domesticated species. I don’t think that definition is good enough.

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SwimmingThroughHoney • 9 points
Domestication is a bit difficult to define and there really isnt a singular definition that everyone agrees with. Broadly (and imperfectly), it’s when one species takes over another species, over multiple generations, to abstract something from it. Dogs were domesticated, originally, not just because they were friendly. Humans, over thousands of years, bred dogs to provide various services. Thats why, under certain definitions, cats may not be considered to be fully domesticated. The human-cat relationship is relatively new (especially compared to dogs). Their controlled breeding (by humans) has been more focused on mostly fur color and patterns. They still retain a lot of their original traits and skills. Cats for the most part can still survive in the wild.

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ridik_ulass • 13 points
and this isn’t just a breeding thing, you can take a fucking owl or lion or golden eagle, and hand rear it, if its only been around humans by the time they are an adult, its near impossible to reintroduce them into the wild. cats can just come and go as they please.

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blueisthecolor • 11 points
By that definition, dogs and pigs are only semi-domesticated as well. Can you cite some sources?

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freepandora • 5 points
Cats are considered semi domesticated because there is very little difference genetically from housecats and wild cats they descended from. Pigs and dogs are so different from their wild ancestors genetically it’s wild.

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rnooses_or_rneese • -3 points
They are.

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onlymostlydead • 2 points
I consider any animal that gets a human to carry its poop in a bag to be domesticated.

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KisaTheMistress • 171 points
Cheetahs, (another small cat), also are trying to domesticate themselves. Poor babies have it rough out there and a bundles of anxiety. Forced domestication isn’t encouraged (anymore), but it doesn’t mean other animals haven’t figured out humans are a safe bet to trust and help their survival. It’s just getting over the instinct to try an eat a human because of the opportunity, tha holds most predatory animals back. For prey animals it’s the instinct to run away or fight because of the chance they will get eaten.

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Marx_Forever • 71 points
Birds regularly fight over territory where people feed them. And survivor rates of winter species are boosted dramatically by bird feeders.

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pedanticPandaPoo • 11 points
So, nominative determinism?

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Rho42 • 15 points
Cheetahs were domesticated in antiquity. That’s partly why they’re nervous wrecks in the wild.

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Ok_Historian4848 • 33 points
Foxes are doing it in the UK due to living in cities more often. They basically are cats running on dog hardware.

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Aethrin1 • 49 points
You say that, but we’re starting to see certain wild mammalian creatures show signs of “domesticated syndrome”. Foxes, coyotes, and raccoons in urban areas are evolving to look more “friendly”. It’s the first step towards the same path cats took. Granted, it will be many, many lifetimes before they could even really be truly approachable, but it’s still happening. As someone I knew said, “They saw how good pets have it, and they want in on it.”

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macarenamobster • 17 points
It’s less cute to consider it’s not happening because they chose it, it’s happening because people chase off or kill the ones they didn’t think were cute.

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Aethrin1 • 17 points
That isn’t entirely honest. There are a multitude of factors at play to why. Take for instance that people are far more willing to feed “friendly” things, wether they should or not. It should also be noted that there are plenty of humanity that kill “domestic” animals anyway. There are always going to be outliers with awful intent and cuteness is really as much a deterent.

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StillPerformer6717 • 32 points
I love that that’s the case in dwarf fortress)

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Raz0rking • 14 points
Random big cat shows up and aint hostile. Just hangs around. I need to play it some time again.

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