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I can’t imagine ever doing this with a chimpanzee.

There is absolutely no chance that this would be done with a chimpanzee.

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Chill_Panda β€’ 1,998 points
That god damn ball is only one mistake from looking like this πŸ”΄

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idiot_exhibit β€’ 265 points
At least the mess is easy to clean up

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DefNotAShark β€’ 138 points
Dexter season 20 idea. πŸ’‘

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PlaugeofRage β€’ 126 points
The mistake was the water. Chimps hate water and will use it to pick fights and display dominance. One will stand in water and stare down another while showing its teeth. If the other one decides to fight they try to drown each other.

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mstarrbrannigan β€’ 80 points
Yeah, dude was super lucky that this chimp seems pretty tame and socialized and only jumped on him for fear of the water.

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Bushpylot β€’ 20 points
Chimps aren’t really tame. They are cantankerous and unpredictable. There are a lot of news feeds about people and their pet primates that they thought were tame… until it got pissed and literally ripped people’s faces off.

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jimx117 β€’ 9 points
That faceless woman is nightmare fuel

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drewster23 β€’ 3 points
That one was literally drugged up on Xanax and was basically being kept as a human kid. Literally different than the conditions of this chimp here. It’s not a random exotic house pet. > There are a lot of news feeds about people and their pet primates that they thought were tame And you say can this about literally any exotic pet Many have attacked and killed people. Look at sigfried and Roy even. It doesn’t mean they are some murderous rage bots incapable of forming bonds with humans lol.

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PyrocumulusLightning β€’ 40 points
Ha, I assumed the chimp was trying to drown him

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crespoh69 β€’ 7 points
You first pinky!

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djluminol β€’ 8 points
Humans are the only great ape that can swim. All the others have too much muscle and sink like a stone. Which is why water to scary to them. Even something like a slip where they lose their footing in relatively shallow water can be fatal.

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No_Pomegranate2607 β€’ 9 points
Pretty sure the reason is something else. Chimpanzees have nearly the same muscle to body ratio than humans (male)

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Eipa β€’ 6 points
Additionally, muscle isn’t made of metal. It’s only about 15% heavier than fat-tissue per volume.

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fluffysmaster β€’ 7 points
That’s enough to sink. Humans barely float in soft water.

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CalmAlarm β€’ 114 points
Human smoothie

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Ghiren β€’ 44 points
Trying to go out on the water looked really close to being that mistake.

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PlaugeofRage β€’ 23 points
Chimps hate water they can’t swim or float.

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Killboypowerhed β€’ 22 points
TIL I’m a chimp

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Magsec5 β€’ 49 points
Akira scene where the girl gets squished.

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Kraymur β€’ 2 points
Just watched this again finally the other day, that scene is still vivid lol

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benskinic β€’ 29 points
apparently before they go through puberty they are pretty docile and friendly. after though… they go for the eyes and genitals first

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M8rio β€’ 22 points
r/justlikeus

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prickinthewall β€’ 40 points
This one seems to be a juvenile. They don’t use adults for this kind of stunts for a reason. Edit: fuck them

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ShadyRAV3N β€’ 11 points
You fuck juvenile chimps?

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zandengoff β€’ 7 points
All fun and games until you are missing your face.

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boot2skull β€’ 4 points
This org saves on cleaning staff.

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wkw3 β€’ 7 points
Or possibly 🟀.

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KyleShanaham β€’ 2 points
One Xanax away

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wqto β€’ 3 points
Why did I laugh at this

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Batticon β€’ 1 points
I laughed hard. Thank you. πŸ˜‚

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