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**Jackman Who?**
At the annual office party, Dave, the quiet IT guy, decided to indulge in a bit too much liquid courage. As the karaoke machine blared its off-key versions of classic hits, he bravely took the mic and launched into a rendition of “The Greatest Showman.” With wild arm movements and questionable pitch, he was clearly channeling Hugh Jackman—at least in his own mind. The crowd was both amused and cringing, half-expecting him to break out into a jazz hand finale at any moment.
In the midst of his performance, he accidentally mixed up the lyrics and shouted “Jackman who?” instead of “This is me!” His coworkers erupted in laughter, turning his bold attempt into an inside joke for the ages. Now every time someone brings up the movie, they just reply, “Jackman who?” as if his epic karaoke fail overshadowed the actual star. Clearly, Dave had become a legend in his own right—at least in the break room!
R
My dad once did that thing where you accidentally swap the starting sounds of two words and started talking about the actor Jack Human and I will never let go of that.
S
Spoonerism. I remember first learning spoonerisms as a kid, probably 11 or so, and my friends and I spoonerised *everything*! It came to a hiatus for a while though when, at a Christmas party with several elderly relatives present, I asked my mum if I could have some Bucks Fizz. I didn’t say Bucks Fizz though.
S
Everyone in my house shakes a tower every night.
S
And every morning the chirds are burping.
J
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
P
I read a book where the protagonist is in a band called, “Joe Blob and the Spoonerisms”.
L
TIL what Buck’s Fizz is. I’ve never heard of that and struggled to understand what the fuck you could possibly have been asking for. Apparently, it’s a cocktail. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buck%27s_fizz
K
It’s a mimosa
J
Bet she thought that was something of a cunning stunt
T
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2010-12-04
C
There’s an old (poem?) about a Molice Pan and a Biddle Lum and something about some Gubble Bum. Idk, it’s been a long time.
A
My mum would always call it as you pronounced it! Even as a child; that influenced me so much that I have never said it the right way… Unless I’m in public!
W
Roonerspisms.
S
Huge Ackman
R
Huge Jacked Man
S
Huge Macked Jan
V
One time at an old job, I was trying to talk about my shitty tips that night. Instead I uttered titty ships, lol.
A
I’ve done that before. Jon Bovi used to really fuck with my head back in the day
R
Nice. I like to call him HughJassman. Huge ass man. Idk, I’m a child. 🤷♂️
J
https://youtu.be/7bQSGukH-Gs?si=Lmh0xuOmm45WkL-e
C
Sounds like what an alien with no concept of how people work would name himself.
I
These are great!
C
[found the full video](https://youtu.be/w85OxXebAXQ)
M
You can remove certain trackers and cookies by deleting “?si=” and everything to the right in any sharable links.
C
Thanks just edited it
B
I hate that we are at a point where if you ever want to share anything you have to manually sanitize it before sending it. It’s like digital parasites are on *everything* now.
S
I always do it, but now I’m thinking… What is the point? How does that help us?
M
It’s a real Sisyphean task but.. /shrug maybe you’re right lol
S
Nah, I’m still going to do it. I delete it when I share Spotify links. I delete it when I share website links. I just don’t exactly know what I’m stripping and how I’m being tracked online, even though this is a real thing.
G
imdoingmypart.gif
T
Anything to fight against them tracking every single little online interaction and building an even more detailed web of information on how we’re all connected. Also shoutout to Firefox for including a “Copy Clean Link” function into the right click on their browser and it actually working now.
B
Thank you
G
I know they’re professional actors and probably playing it up for the bit, but it still looks like they’re having a lot of fun. Delightful.
E
What’s brown and sticky? >!A stick.
Z
whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre
G
I audibly guffawed.
D
Why does Snoop always have an umbrella with him? Fo drizzle
Q
What’s one foot long and really slippery? >!A slipper!<
E
It’s been a while since I heard a new one but you did it! Thanks!
E
Huge ack, man.
D
Just Jack!
D
To the person who stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy now
Y
that hesitation cost him the game.
J
Corny jokes are the best.
P
I have a joke about a skunk, want to hear it? You know what, never mind. It stinks.
K
I have a joke about a monorail, but it’s just a one-liner.
J
GOTTEEEEM lol
E
They can be pretty amaizeing.
B
I was totally convinced he’d never heard that joke before. That’s how you lure a woman, boys.
L
I was thinking there’s no damned way he hasn’t heard that one before, but I believed him when he said it. Sly bastard.
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