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I was in a group chat with my friends, just casually discussing what to have for dinner. You know, the usual debate over pizza or tacos. Suddenly, my friend Mike chimed in with a voice note that completely butchered the word “sushi.” He managed to pronounce it as “shoo-shee,” and we all sat there, frozen in disbelief, listening to it on repeat. As if it couldn’t get any worse, he followed up with an attempt to spell it, and the poor guy threw in a silent “h” for good measure.
The moment felt like a scene ripped straight out of a sitcom—the awkward silence, the snickers that erupted, and the fact that we collectively acted like we’d just witnessed a Shakespearean tragedy. We basically lost an hour of our lives just trying to figure out how on earth that “h” made sense, like maybe English had been an undercover language this whole time, just waiting for the right moment to ghost us. I mean, I didn’t know words could leave the chat too! 😂
Y
I’ve been to several restaurants in Japan where the bathrooms had no sign at all, either the door or a plaque was red or black with nothing written in any language. Historically the color red is associated with females, and black with males. You need a secret decoder ring for that shit.
F
My favourite is where one is a red door with a black plaque, and the other is a black door with a red plaque. You just end up waiting nearby and studying who goes in which
F
Only to find out youre at a bar famous for androgynous patrons who wear extremely judgmental and exacerbated expressions.
S
Yes, we already established this is Japan.
G
I wasn’t aware they practiced the separation of churches *AND* steaks.
M
In Lithuania, it’s triangles, just 🔺and🔻. Took me a few wrong guesses to figure it out.
S
Dress and a guy with wide shoulders, easy. There are pretty similar ones but with a circle on top representing the head.
J
Funny, I assumed the opposite. Historically an upward triangle has often represented masculinity and the other one femininity. Also, the downward pointing triangle looks like a woman’s genitalia.
A
I thought this as well
X
A triangle? Maybe the pubes but it’s more of an oblong oval if anything lol
J
The pubes, yes. I was talking about a nude woman seen from a distance, not the view from all up in there.
X
But that’s the best view….
S
Never underestimate the human desire to be crass! Could easily be pointy up for men (because penis) and pointy down for women (because muff)
H
Maybe it was easy for you because you read it somewhere else or maybe you are usually thinking about guys with wide shoulders? There is no way any person without the knowledge would come to that conclusion otherwise.
C
Real Da Vinci Code there
T
Triangles
L
I see a red door and I want it painted black
D
Male. Gotta have Stones for that.
F
One time in NYC, there was bathroom and they were blue and purple! In a neonlight bar!
Z
Probably because of their periods they get the red tag while many men there probably have dark pee pees, hence black 😂😂 Edit: instead of downvoting, rack some grey cells & give a theory on red and black. I dont give a f*** about your votes.🤣🤣🤣
S
Are you old enough to be on reddit?
G
The answer appears to be “no”
D
I think he’s too old to be on reddit
Z
Are you? Cause if you were you would understand what is meant by supposition of a theory.
R
bro you just said “pee pees”
P
hey hold on now
D
Real “I’m almost 13, I swear!” vibes. Congratulations on finding your mom’s thesaurus.
S
This kid learned a new word in English class, and is making it everyone else’s problem. There’s *my* supposition. (It’s a supposition because I’m open to being wrong, unlike you)
N
Oh yes, the very ethnically diverse *checks notes* Japan with their black pee-pees. What a grand theory my dude
F
Clearly do give a fuck about the votes if you had to comment on it rather than accept them
H
Exactly. If they didn’t care, they could have just ignored them altogether. It never stops being amusing how some people try to cope with their negative imaginary internet points.
B
Nice, you guys really got him!
C
idgaf! *hides post history*
H
How many dark skinned Japanese people have you seen? The country is one of the most ethnically homogenous globally.
F
Grim
C
Ah yes, the clear indicator of someone who doesn’t care about downvotes. Complaining about them is the BEST way to show indifference, nice job!
S
Happy 11th birthday
B
Lol, the terrifying thing to me is the bolt locks on the outside of the door…
E
Looks like they’re there just to stop the door. Doesn’t look like the bolt ends actually go into anything.
B
Hinges are on the inside. That door opens into the room. Meaning all that bolt needs to do is go past the door frame to prevent you leaving the “meal” room. Edit: Someone more experienced with the type of hinges used here has pointed out they are on the outside and this is only a funny sign and not a cannibal’s pantry.
S
Take a closer look. Hinges are on the outside. Doors open out.
B
I’m inclined to believe you, but I genuinely can’t see any hinges unless they’re painted over.
S
They don’t look like the hinges you’re probably used to. Just a small metal rod going through two loops
L
Good eye
E
Ah I missed that part.
R
Plot twist, there’s tigers on the other side you’re their “meal” or light snack “femeal” and the bolts are to stop you from escaping.
A
It’s possible they are locked in place like that and when the bathrooms are closed they slot into a hole that is hidden in this photo
L
They are probably there to lock the bathrooms when the location is closed.
M
For the most apocalyptic of shits.
K
Wait, that’s not normal?
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