If you take it, you put it on.

**What Happened:** Last Saturday, my friend Jake thought it would be wise to borrow my favorite hoodie without asking. He confidently strolled into the café sporting it like a runway model, strutting around as if he designed it himself. Little did he know, I had sent an all-points bulletin to our friend group about his “theft,” which ignited a playful campaign of playful mockery and embarrassing pictures to present his ‘fashion statement’ to everyone.

**Why It’s Funny:** Watching Jake try to sip his coffee while half of our crew hilariously re-enacted runway poses behind him was peak comedy. The poor guy was so flustered he’d turn beet red whenever someone hollered, “Hey, look at that stylish thief!” I mean, who knew that being a hoodie bandit came with such a high cost of public humiliation? Now every time he walks through that café, I can see him nervously checking the door, wondering if he’ll have to steal the spotlight or if we’ll let him safely hide behind the counter.