One warm afternoon in Kentucky, a couple of friends decided to explore the backroads, ending up at a mysteriously large storm drain—it was like a gateway to nowhere. Naturally, with a mix of curiosity and mischief, they dared each other to go take a peek inside. Armed with nothing but their flashlights and a questionable amount of courage, they crawled in, determined to find out if it was a portal to another world or just a really, really bad idea.
As they crawled deeper, they discovered an old, rusty shopping cart, some moldy pizza boxes, and a tiny garden gnome that looked more perplexed than they were. Just when they thought they might find treasure, they heard a loud noise and turned to see a raccoon staring at them like they had invaded his kingdom. In a flurry of arms and squeals, they scrambled back out, only for one to slip—arms flailing—right into a puddle of muddy water. Turns out, the only treasure they found was a new definition for “storm drain” in the form of a mud-stained friend who now claimed he was “the king of the gnomes.”
in Funny
A drainage system in Kentucky

A
Looks like they named it after your mom
A
Bruh, I came to make a your mom joke, there’s only one comment and it’s a your mom joke.
T
Good at getting filled
C
Plenty of holes available
A
Well, its Kentucky. Could have made the joke about their sister or cousin instead and still been referring to the same person.
E
They named it after one of my cousins from up north…. (it may even be their mom too..)
S
That must have been the best hoe in Kentucky to get a memorial on the streets.
J
♪♫ Oh, the sun shines bright on my old Kentucky hoe… ♫♬
K
‘Tis summer, the people are gay
R
It’s because the storm drain was fabricated by JR Hoe, a foundry/fab shop in KY.
L
It def lives up to the name with all those holes
P
Well it *does* have a lot of holes…
K
KY is a hoe fo sho
M
i’ve been trying to find my ex for years and she just shows up on reddit. what a world
Q
She belongs to the streets… literally.
M
Don’t you DARE to disrespect Sol Bad guy like that!!!
N
They call people storm drains there?
N
Dedicated to Mitch McConnell’s mom…
C
A hoe in the street!
B
Home of the Kentucky Jelly
W
“I thought she was the whore of Omaha.”
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