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Numerous males
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Is that… tile? Very classy
R
[Quaint my ride](https://youtu.be/zbU0UJAdFj8)
C
“You know what? This is rubbish!” LMAO
K
I watched the whole thing thank you
C
Top Gear is a fucking treasure lmao
R
Damn that’s cozy
A
It’s quite quaint if you ask me.
I
Quartz my ride
S
Unreal. Perfect. And in the vein.
A
It’s also very final destination. Because when you get in an accident, that tile is 100% gonna be what kills you in a death by 1000 cuts scenario.
S
They should have put a toilet for the driver side seat.
F
Now they need some roman columns and statues and they will be some classy motherfuckers.
G
/r/ATBGE
F
Jeremy Clarkson did this. It was rubbish
M
Clarkson did a much better job than this one.
J
Imagine how slippery that is when it is raining outside.
D
You spelt claymore wrong
F
Mr. Peanut would ride in it
C
Ooooooh I thought it was hidden drugs
S
Yeah, way to add weight, use more fuel and make it a bitch to fix.
J
Terrazzo would be way more practical, and much classier. Tile is for posers.
J
De classey
G
Alright whose tio did this?
S
its ya boi Exhibit, here with another mod
I
Not enough 7” monitors
A
> Exhibit You illiterate mfs need to stop with the speech to text lol
M
He even spelled it out! It’s X to the Z Xzibit
G
*Yo, we hit you with the tile and grout combo so you can tile and grout while you tile and grout!*
I
Oh shit. Lmao. My tio Nelson actually did something similar he put actual varnished wood paneling all over his van with linoleum on the floor, and these fucking papaya colored shag rugs in the two front seats. His horn would play Oye Como Va (Puente). Way back in the 80s.
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ALV
F
I, too, love driving in a claymore on wheels
G
Someone needs to link that one girl with stones glued to the steering wheel. “I just rub the crystals on the wheel and charge up.” 😆 🤣
S
Does she JO first?
S
Did you not see the sweet glow on those crystals? She JO’d alright.
F
I mean… we don’t talk about it, but yes, Todd. She does.
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Username checks out
M
Her man’s got diamonds on the soles of his shoes.
F
Dude, that was my first thought. If the sudden stop doesn’t kill you, bleeding out from the 4,000 cuts and lacerations will finish the job.
I
Should have used linoleum!
F
Not only that. The increase in weight probably drops the gas mileage by a factor of 10. So even if it doesn’t kill you, it will kill your bank account.
G
> The increase in weight probably drops the gas mileage Yes. > by a factor of 10 No. I don’t think you have a proper appreciation for the existing weight of a car and what percentage of weight increase is represented by this tile. There isn’t *that* much weight involved here, if you stacked all that up it probably wouldn’t approach the weight of an average adult.
G
Definitely. Full size sedans are almost 2 tons nowadays. That can’t be more than 50 or so square feet of tile which google says weighs 4-5lbs per square foot so even with all the adhesive and caulking you’re looking at 200-250lbs, the same weight as a somewhat overweight or big-framed adult male. I can say with certainty as I’m about 225 that I do not affect the mileage of a car significantly. 16 gallons of gas is about 100lbs for reference.
M
On the plus side, he probably gets slightly better traction in the snow.
H
Factor of 10 😂😂😂 post the maths please
K
first thing in my mind…, he goes heavy loaded everywhere.
H
Yeah put frag material all over your car. Imagine the corpse the first responders are going to have to pull out.
W
imagine how easy the floor cleanup is though.
S
Just power wash the blood off and you’re good to go
B
“Bring a mop.”
V
I’m picturing a rollover crash. It would be a literal rock tumbler.
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