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This truck is practically transporting an entire city!

this truck is essentially transporting half a city!

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Donkeybrother • 760 points
The newest Xbox ?

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darkitp • 351 points
Just the power supply

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be4u4get • 13 points
Damn new graphics cards needing more and more power

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Flaccid-Aggressive • 156 points
Your Mom’s dildo.

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Daxx22 • 35 points
oh common folks this is a classic

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TheWolphman • 26 points
>oh common folks this is a classic Verily, but only amongst the rabble.

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goatfuckersupreme • 2 points
A+ comment

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kloudykat • 4 points
I suppose I can come down and perspire amongst the peasants for a bit

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Libriomancer • 0 points
Yeah but coming from Flaccid-Aggressive we know it’s dad and the rule is: we don’t laugh at dad’s jokes we groan.

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BoxofNuns • 0 points
YOUR mom’s dildo.

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Lumpymaximus • -6 points
Naw. This is the battery!

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BoxofNuns • 1 points
How dare you offend people somehow by mentioning batteries.

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SootyOysterCatcher • 11 points
Introducing: XBOX OXBO Series X/S-B Or the no disc version: XBOX OXBO Series SBX

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Elanaselsabagno • 5 points
Pleased to see that “Xbox big” jokes are still around after 20 years

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Keyboardpaladin • 6 points
The Xbox X~~L~~

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ZincHead • 3 points
Ironically the newest Xbox coming out is a handheld system.

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smitteh • -1 points
nah that’s ur moms new Serta being delivered

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undergroundbabylon1 • -5 points
My first thought also

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ryan8954 • -26 points
I am so proud this is the first comment that shows up for me. Achievement unlocked. Updoot!

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Silicon_Knight • 458 points
Did a quick search seems this is arguably the SMALLER shit they haul. https://www.oxboinc.com Still not enough for my emotional baggage tho.

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cuckfromJTown • 109 points
On a scale of “we should probably build a fab shop on site” to “who needs roads?” this is waaay up there. I’m legit curious as to how this company thinks. Do they exist just to fulfill those edge cases, where it’s actually cheaper to prefab something and haul it wherever it has to go than the prerequisite setup and all that to build things at that scale on site. *math equations lady gif*

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digitaldeadstar • 61 points
Looks like they’ve been around for over 30 years, so I guess they got enough clients to keep ’em going. Looking through their gallery is pretty impressive. I can understand some of the things they haul, like massive boats. Or why some things may need certain environments for their construction, like the transformers. But they have plenty of other things that definitely seem like they could’ve shipped in parts and been reassembled on site for far cheaper than what I assume this company would charge.

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Awyls • 28 points
>But they have plenty of other things that definitely seem like they could’ve shipped in parts and been reassembled on site for far cheaper than what I assume this company would charge. I thought the same but realised that you only need a single piece to not fit properly on a common truck or need multiple trucks that you might just say fuck it, send the whole thing and forget about the logistics.

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Cream_Stay_Frothy • 3 points
Legally speaking, you’d be in A LOT of trouble shipping something that should be sent as multiple truckloads. It would require you basically run the haul without any over-dimensional permits (prob have your license revoked, Freight carrier license taken or put on probation, etc.) Or, yeah I guess you could *lie* get the permits then ship whatever it was with inaccurate permits, but either way, you’re risking criminal negligence and lying to the state(s) govt documents. A large boom crane, for example, would have the body shipped (overdimenaional) then the counter-weights need to be removed and shipped on separate trucks, than the boom is taken off and breaks off into sections which all get arranged on as many trucks as needed to ship them as legal loads. If you actually go to Manitowoc, CAT websites, you can find the product spec sheets for the larger equipment, and it will actually show you the schematics of how it is broken down for shipping logistics purposes, dims needed to supply to the state for permits. Here’s an example with the link to the schematics. It’s like a real life Tetris to see how you can make break to down to fit on as few trailers as possible: https://www.manitowoc.com/manitowoc/lattice-boom-crawler-cranes/mlc165-1

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WeDrinkSquirrels • 16 points
I think there’s quite a few industries that use very large prefab parts a lot, like wind farms. Looking into this now, I’m fascinated to learn that mega carriers are like entry-level trucking jobs. I’m not finding an easy answer as to what they carry most often though.

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goatfuckersupreme • 50 points
10 years as a trucker here. I do mega-hauls like the ones in the picture here. Some of the largest jobs, and most common jobs, are trips where we haul your mother around.

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kloudykat • 8 points
username checks all the way out

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Ok_Relation_7770 • 7 points
Oh yeah when they haul those huge wind turbine blades it’s hilarious too

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TinKicker • 7 points
A couple years ago in Indiana, I stopped for gas at a truck stop and one of those wind turbine blade haulers was trying to maneuver his entire fucking rig into the diesel pumps. I was like, dude! Just drop your trailer, fill up, and hook back up! Nope. He had at least ten guys out there trying to marshal his 150 foot ass into the fuel bay. I filled up, took a dump, and grabbed a soda…and the Windmill Wonder was still going back and forth as I left.

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Emtbob • 10 points
You can also special order a fuel truck to deliver fuel to vehicles that can’t get to a fuel station. A logistics company should be able to arrange that.

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