Could it really be… previously owned?!?

Seller: “Only used twice”

You’d be surprised how expensive stuff like this is when you die. We wound up just renting a casket for the lowering into ground ceremony and then cremated my step father later as it’s also much cheaper. not needing a giant plot of land for the casket to rot underground saves a thousands and then you can just bury the ashes with a small headstone. They reuse the same lowering location for multiple people for multiple days to make it easier and sometimes only changing out the liner for the casket. I do hope that helps someone save some grief. Plan ahead as it’s the last thing you want to do when you are grieving and it can often feel impossible. I also wish to be buried as cheap as possible and wouldn’t even want the whole casket and lowering ceremony shenanigans. Honestly I’d be fine just letting some animals eat and dumping my body in the woods if that were still legal.

They still charge you $200 for a cardboard box they put in the incinerator. Just want people to know.

Yeah gotta love that business etiquette. Though I’m guessing some cost is for the labor and it’s easier to charge more for something physical like a box than to be like “it costs this much for us to burn your loved one into ashes”

What do they need a box for… Just chuck the body in there. Can I just build a funeral pyre in the back yard, and do it myself? I have plenty of wood availible…

Not sure this is universal, I’ve taken part in several funerals as pallbearer are they were aged into their final grave location, even if the stone wasn’t complete yet

Halloween prop, maybe?

All the time. As a matter of fact, when I see a hearse in my area, about 70% of the time I know the owner. When I see shit like this, I evaluate the appearance and the potential value of it before I consider it it’s occupied or not.

Ooo we have a coffin connoisseur over here.

I laid in my first coffin when I was 15. I wanted to own one for quite a few years, but just used them at haunted houses. Most people don’t get to enjoy a single coffin. I’ve been in quite a few.

Reminds me of that King of the Hill episode where Hank builds a casket

you’re a weird guy ace

Found it in a field. There was a bunch of em, ripe for the takin!

“I’m gonna go pick up grandma, be home in a bit”

They even label them so you know how old they are!

You all laugh, but this guys tools never get stolen from his truck.

Hahaha, oh man…That’s an underrated comment. Really not a bad idea either. I’d just get a good lock on there, hidden under the rim…in case anyone went for a peak.

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“Uncle Jack ain’t said he wanted nuttin’ special…”Just put me in the ground somers where I ain’t gunna get pissed on by the dogs…” is all he said. I figured it weren’t gunna hurt none to have my friend Frank pick him up from the morgue with his big ol’ truck…seein’ as he got the whole back end and all. I got a hole for him right under the front porch where we put his old bloodhound in the dirt while back. Anymore I ain’t payin’ all that money for fancypants spots in the cemetree. I can’t afford nuttin’ like I used-ta could ever since Uncle Jack hid all the money someplace in the backyeard because he didn’t trust them banks.”

Used? It’s currently occupied…

Right, “used” is one thing. “In use” is another.

Hey, when your new girl says she really wants to meet your parents…. You don’t want to disappoint her do you?

Coffin Flop film crew following that truck for sure!

We’re allowed to film em cause they ain’t got no souls!

“Like new”

Hey man, hearse is trucking expensive.

You know it’s Halloween season right..

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It’s strapped in, it’s fine.

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