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Last Saturday, I decided to take a trip to the local indoor trampoline park, thinking it would be a great way to relive my glory days of youthful bounce. Armed with the kind of confidence only a mid-late 30s adult can muster, I leapt onto the first trampoline, only to realize my body had completely forgotten how to land gracefully. Suddenly, I found myself stuck in a foam pit, flailing around like a fish out of water, desperately trying to remember if I needed a lifeguard or a cave diving expert to rescue me.
I could hear kids giggling as I struggled to free myself, and soon, my own laughter erupted from the absurdity of the situation. There I was, an adult contemplating life choices while my legs were buried under a mountain of foam blocks—what a twist! It struck me then that I might actually need a license for this kind of drowning. Who knew trampoline parks came with such hidden depths? Just my luck to end up needing specialized training for a foam pit rescue because apparently, my trampoline skills were more like “expertly vertical belly flop” than “graceful superman”!
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Must obtain a Cave Diving License for these now😭
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Mine is so hard to change I am never gonna even attempt it. This is some bullshit.
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In my Toyota: No tools, three minutes. In my BMW: Fully inverted in the passenger footwell, four screws, swapping a golden idol for a bag of sand, solve the Riemann Hypothesis. Fucking ridiculous.
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This is accurate af.
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Toyota is super easy. Even my Honda was relatively easy. Heck the Honda the alternator was even easy to swap out. But dear lord that starter motor took half a day.
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Jesus that sucked.
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Cave divers are getting out of hand
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For the low cost of only $49.95 you can have your own personal air cleaner!
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“Almost got it!”
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I think Saddam Hussein is hiding in there somewhere.
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Of course it’s an Audi
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Nutty Putty air filters.
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😂👍
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type shi i need to do when i drop my phone while driving
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