Seems authentic, I’m interested in some complimentary candy!

**What Happened:** Last Halloween, I stumbled upon a flyer in my neighborhood that screamed, “Free Candy!” in bold letters. Naturally, my inner child took over, and I plotted my candy heist with the precision of a heist movie. I donned my “candy-collecting” attire (which was just a hoodie and a fanny pack—very stylish, I assure you) and strutted over to the address listed. To my surprise, it turned out to be an old lady’s house, who had two massive bowls of candy but insisted I perform a quirky dance before I could earn my sugary reward.

**Why It’s Funny:** The sight of me, an adult, doing the worm on a suburban lawn, while the neighborhood kids cheered on with bewildered expressions, was priceless! I’m pretty sure I earned my first ‘performance fee’ in the form of mini Snickers, but I also gained the title of “That Dancing Guy” for the rest of the week. Who knew free candy came with a side of embarrassment and a choreography lesson?

Gold_Weakness1157 • 63 points

PedoBear is making a comeback

crackrabbit012 • 27 points

Now he’s painted orange with a terrible comb over

DJ_Spark_Shot • 6 points

I still prefer sexual harassment panda.

Amaria77 • 4 points

Well, he realized we aren’t releasing the epstein files so…

Otto_the_Autopilot • 4 points

I had completely forgotten about the little guy. Where has he been?

GANDORF57 • 2 points

“***WINDOW-LESS!*** I said ‘a windowless’ van?!”

Ashnyel • 33 points

Won’t work on me, I am immune….. Now where did that free 10mm socket van go…..

Notreallyaflowergirl • 12 points

It’s over there, in that van with the big red S on it.

TheWizardGeorge • 2 points

Weird, I swear it was snap on and not snapped on.. Oh well! Must be a new marketing thing! 10mms here I come!

Agitated_Carrot9127 • 1 points

Nods nods yep that red box van with s took thousands dollars from my friends and I. They didn’t even call back f

Parthias-one • 3 points

Nah, where’s that van with the free RAM?

Mueryk • 2 points

I learned there is a difference between a taco truck and the free taco van. Lying Bastards didn’t even have tacos.

TheLowlyPheasant • 0 points

A 10mm van would be hard to spot

ummnothankyou_ • 18 points

Ain’t seen CP bear since the old days.

SalemKFox • 10 points

*smokes cigarettes* I haven’t seen that bear in years. The internet was such a different world back then.

ummnothankyou_ • 4 points

I miss them days, much simpler.

7-13-5 • 0 points

Remember when 4chan solved mysteries?

CantankerousOctopus • 1 points

I can’t decide if that’s actually true or if it feels true because I was a naive kid back then.

ummnothankyou_ • 1 points

It had it’s problems sure, but in general it was still better. At least no algorithms and shit.

I-only-read-titles • 2 points

It’s because you’re of age now

thetyler83 • 15 points

It’s got windows so it’s clearly safe.

UbermachoGuy • 8 points

So did the bang bus. Or so I was told.

TheCoordinate • 2 points

The van is such a red flag it becomes a green flag, because there’s no way a real child snatcher would drive around in that.

Bowllieo • 7 points

[https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/62g71s/unsuspicious\_van/](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/62g71s/unsuspicious_van/)

moondes • 2 points

Oh sweet! So this isn’t AI

Bowllieo • 4 points

Yeah that’s why I went digging around lol

foehammer111 • 10 points

I didn’t know Trump could drive.

UbermachoGuy • 7 points

Everything is computer!

Ballsackavatar • 8 points

Pedobear did nothing wrong.

NuncioBitis • 7 points

Just like the guy wearing a t-shirt that said “Don’t arrest this guy” while being arrested.

aSosa21 • 5 points

Is it weird that I’m happy to see PedoBear? I make jokes or mentions of PedoBear and 99% of people have no idea what I’m talking about. I have to explain the memes from years ago but people don’t find it as hilarious as I do and it just turns out to be awkward.

iveo83 • 5 points

is that Trumps van?

TheRealChexHaze • 3 points

Was this van, by any chance, found down by the river?

BigSmackisBack • 2 points

Wow i havnt seen pedobear for years, wow thats a suuuuuper dodgy paint job if you know whats what. Maybe if it had free ddr5 on the side id still fall for it

AgeOld8496 • 2 points

you can’t say unsuspicious without # SUS

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[deleted] • 2 points

When the kidnapper multiclasses into marketing.

Durahl • 2 points

Holy shit… I haven’t seen Pedo Bear in ***AGES*** ( ***AND*** definitely not in such publicity 😱 )

OutsideCommittee7316 • 2 points

Aah Pedobear, the Great Meme Reset is continuing apace…

onebradmutha • 1 points

move along…nothing to see here…

RaelaltRael • 1 points

Free puppies too?

Junior-Ad-2207 • 1 points

I’m gonna be really pissed if there isn’t any candy in it this time

Einar-13 • 1 points

Do they have free DDR5 RAM too?

Yondar • 1 points

Lots of it! It’s in the very back, check in that human-sized box with a lock.

russaroll • 1 points

What kind of candy? I might be interested.

fancyfarmer1108 • 1 points

Could use some curtains

gijoe50000 • 1 points

This would be a great prank to pull on a friend with a van, maybe with some temporary spray paint..

ReadRightRed99 • 1 points

This is what they call “hiding in plain sight.” The one you least suspect is the one who says they’re going to steal the kids.

Fuzzy-Mix-4791 • 1 points

Due to inflation i wrote “Candy 5$” on my van!

yougotyolks • 1 points

My dad has the same van! He must work for the same mobile candy store!

NoWingedHussarsToday • 1 points

Timmy, no, don’t go in it! You’ll get diabetes!

Seems authentic, I’m interested in some complimentary candy!

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