A person with prominent cheeks sat here.

I plopped myself down at my favorite coffee shop and immediately noticed a hand-written sign taped to the table: “Someone with CHEEKS sat here.” Naturally curious, I leaned closer to inspect the evidence—popped-out indentations in the form of two rounded imprints on the plush seat. I pictured a cheeky giant, probably snacking on pastries while pondering life’s mysteries. A part of me half-expected to see crumbs and sprinkles of powdered sugar still lingering in the air.
The absurdity sunk in. Here I was, innocently sipping my latte while contemplating the presence of a cheeked-up titan who thought this café was their throne. I could imagine the barista, rolling their eyes, each time they had to wipe down the table of yet another “cheeky” customer. I chuckled to myself, realizing some poor soul would find themselves sharing the table with those mysterious CHEEKS, unknowingly setting the stage for legendary coffee shop gossip for weeks to come.