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During a mindless stroll through the park, I was so engrossed in my phone that I completely missed the sign warning about the muddy patch ahead. I confidently strutted forward, only to find myself knee-deep in a swamp of mud that had decided my shoes were an all-you-can-eat buffet. Let’s just say my sneakers didn’t stand a chance—it was like they got into a wrestling match with quicksand and lost spectacularly.
As I stood there, assessing the situation with one shoe trying to escape while the other had completely abandoned ship, I couldn’t help but laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. I mean, who needs a fitness tracker when you can get a mud mask for free? And as I finally clumsy-footed my way out, I couldn’t shake the image of an entire family enjoying a picnic nearby, silently judging my new fashion statement: “Muddy Chic – Spring Collection 2023.”
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Be careful where you walk…
N
Gotta open with a good SKREEEEEONK and clear all that away first
T
I have never seen his roar written out but… That’s accurate af
E
It’s been the onomatopoiea for Godzilla’s roar since the beginning. Edit: I was wrong. Google says since the 1990s so, 30-40 years-ish.
T
I feel like a fake Godzilla fan now.
B
That’s a pretty good onomatopoeia for a leather glove coated in pine-tar resin being dragged across a loosely tuned double bass.
A
Why… why are there stars on the moon? THAT’S NOT HOW THE MOON WORKS NOOOOO
B
That’s not the moon. It’s a banana, and is clearly why Godzilla is trying to make landfall. He’s hungry.
C
The moon actually folds and unfolds regularly. The whole shadow thing is just a conspiracy to hide the truth
G
Neil deGrasse Tyson, *is that you*?
S
Haven’t you ever seen *Thundarr the Barbarian*?! This is very obviously from after the moon split. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhAobPugvsk
R
Nice deep cut
S
This is Seattle, dont forget the fent needles
S
Good “point”
B
And the bubblegum store is just MoPop.
S
Wait, do we have a LEGO store?!
R
Theres one in Tukwila and one in Bellevue Square
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D
Phew, thanks for that… Never could’ve figured it out.
J
He thought this was r/peterexplainthejoke
F
he didn’t think anything because he’s clearly a bot
G
The best jokes are the ones you need to explain.
E
Godzilla avoiding Seattle traffic like a pro.
P
You can only demolish Tokyo so many times until a certain ennui sets in. Edit: Tokyo is famously made out of shit and Lego. (Or, you know, It’s early as fuck and I’m not caffeinated enough to pick up on details or get jokes. I thought that the manure building was a buttplug factory for fuck’s sake…)
F
I love the simplicity of this joke. Sometimes simple is the way to go.
G
Ah, good old Manure Depot
A
Cool threat, wrong city. Try again tomorrow
R
Marbles hurt worse than legos, if you know this is true then please leave an upvote
B
It’s Seattle, nobody would want to destroy it since it’s already a lost cause. You also forgot the extremely hot coffee in Starbucks and the used needles everywhere.
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