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In a tiny town where the biggest excitement was the annual squirrel-watching contest, the mayor decided it was time for some reforms. Inspired by a podcast, he proposed a “No More Boring Meetings” policy, which resulted in a mandatory monthly gathering where everyone had to come dressed as their favorite vegetable. The first meeting was quite a sight, as townsfolk waddled in as broccoli, tomatoes, and a very confused potato who could barely make it to the podium without tripping over his own costume.
Amid all the veggie chaos and the mayor trying to maintain order while dressed as a carrot, the serious topics got hilariously sidetracked. Instead of community improvement, they ended up debating which vegetable would win in a race—a matter close to heart, with a passionate zucchini supporter at the forefront. By the end of the night, the biggest reform wasn’t about enhancing the town but rather securing the best seat for the next annual Squirrel Olympics!
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Reforms have started to take place.
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Yes but aren’t they supposed to do that to their own king?
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notice all the big shot black pieces are gone and it’s just pawns? I suspect a pawn led the revolution and they made him king
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For the sake of nitpicking: You cant promote pawns to kings.
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Thomas-Alexandre Dumas doing it properly.
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Did he lose because of en-passant?
K
He is now burning in Holy Hell.
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> Vimes had never got on with any game much more complex than darts. Chess in particular had always annoyed him. It was the dumb way the pawns went off and slaughtered their fellow pawns while the kings lounged about doing nothing that always got to him; if only the pawns united, maybe talked the rooks round, the whole board could’ve been a republic in a dozen moves. -*Thud!*, Terry Pratchett
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May she eat cake
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Instead of castles escorting, should have used knights.
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