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In a small town, there was a witch named Gertrude who weighed in at 259 pounds, largely because her cauldron was perpetually filled with the finest chocolate dragons and creamy potion lattes. One day, she decided to swap her broom for a briefcase and become a real estate agent. With her oversized hat and glittering robe, she flounced around town, showing houses and casting spells to charm clients. Her pitches always started with a flying demonstration, but she quickly ran into trouble when her spells backfired—one house turned into a pumpkin while another was temporarily inhabited by garden gnomes who weren’t too keen on vacating.
Imagine trying to sell a family home while dodging gnome tantrums and explaining why the kitchen now has a tendency to grow vines and sing show tunes at random intervals. The best part? Gertrude’s tagline became, “Every home comes with a little magic—sometimes, it’s just the plumbing!” Her clients couldn’t decide what made visiting her listings more entertaining: the homes themselves or the hysterically chaotic tours led by a witch who couldn’t quite find her spellbook between the Zephyr breezes and pumpkin patches. Who knew real estate could be so enchanting?
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Is it possible for a 259-pound witch to work as a real estate agent?
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Going down the stairs was a treat.
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He’s just floating!
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Ah eeeh uh uh uh eeee e e.
B
ps1 sound board
P
I’m having a rough night, this helped.
E
Keep the stairs on loop for any other rough nights
M
Cheer up babe!
S
Hope your night goes better and you wake up tomorrow feeling lighter. I know life can be overwhelming. It feels that way for me at least. We’re all in this together brother.
E
He looks like he’s having a LOT of fun on that broom.
E
Bro’s gonna give himself a heart attack for clout
G
I never imagined flying on a broomstick would be so much harder than walking!
F
If I had the money. I’d buy the house on that performance. The sounds sent me.
A
Dude just ran a marathon. In jeans.
A
This is the sound board from banjo kazooie
M
Lender says by the end of the tour, the witch has sacrificed 1 lbs of flesh.
T
I appreciate that he left the jump grunt in. makes it magical.
L
😂 the sound! Yess, im gonna buy that house
M
Yes. Get it Witch!
T
This guy’s gonna sell a million houses. That was fuckin great haha
E
His whole page is doing this! Must work if he’s willing to do it so often.
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Even if I sold just two houses doing this it looks like it could be well worth it.
G
Where is the witch, all I see is a warlock.
D
Tell me, what do you do with witches?
T
Burn them if they weigh the same as a duck and float like wood?
M
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. The sound.
O
old mc Steve if he was a real estate agent
B
\*casts spell\* Builderus basicus Outside is ugly as hell
F
Was that…was that a real estate agent joking about turning babies into pies in the oven? /s
A
His poor knees
K
It’s ectoplasma!
B
It’s the angle he is holding the broom for me
S
Looks like a great workout!
D
I would like to see this house..
M
This sub continues to make me giggle- every time. Whenever I get into a Reddit doom scroll, becoming more angry, dejected, and confused, im thankful when I stumble across these threads. I come up for air, breathe deeply, and feel better about life!
M
Flying on a broom is noisy business but I love it
S
I love this. . . Period
S
What a video to stumble across just as the edible kicks in
M
Its magic!
S
The sounds you hear from my tv when I have to walk a good distance back to turn in a quest so I just start jump spamming until I get to my destination.
U
Consider posting to /unsound
T
No trampoline float?
T
not cutting the broomstick audio bits while editing had me rollin’
R
I love how he’s getting progressively more and more out of breath. I respect the dedication lmao
T
He sounds like John C Riley at times 🤣 especially the screams
P
How is he not drenched in sweat?
B
Realtors doing shit like this is like a litmus test for whether its a buyers market.
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i made a comment the other day of how i dont like tiktok and their meta of copying skits. this is one everyone should copy. its great exercise lmao.
B
Knee replacement incoming 3 2 1 but seriously very impressive
T
I regret my decision in watching 20 seconds of… that.
T
It gets better
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