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One day, I found an envelope addressed to me from my sister, which was odd because I was pretty sure we had settled our family communication preferences to group texts and dog memes. Curiosity got the better of me, so I opened it and was greeted by a handwritten letter from her two kids, complete with scribbled doodles of unicorns and dinosaurs. They had apparently decided I was the “cool aunt” who needed updates on their lives, detailing everything from the goldfish’s recent “singing career” to their plans for a space mission with cardboard boxes.
The kids wrapped up the letter with a formal request for a pet turtle, claiming it would “really class up my place.” I couldn’t help but giggle at the thought of explaining to my landlord why I suddenly needed a pet turtle—that was not made of plush. Plus, any letter that ends with “P.S. Please send snacks” is an instant classic in my book. Who knew that family communication could be so entertaining?
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I received an unexpected letter in the mail from my sister and her two children.
J
[I said … biiiiiiiiiiitch](https://youtu.be/5LGEiIL1__s?si=NLoZi-Rq_Tr8bkQe)
Z
But you really said “bitch” though?
Z
Yeah, I `<_<` `>_>` `<_<` *I said it*
C
I looked her in her optic stems and said `<_<` `>_>` `<_<` ^Biiiiiitch
R
But like you really said it… like the word fully ? 👀
L
Oh yeah I laid it out. If you wanna go to Taylor’s, just tell a brotha you wanna go to Taylor’s!
D
👨🚀
T
Called your wife a bitch though?
B
…..mhmm… 👀
M
Yeah..
R
I looked that woman straight into the windows to her soul.
C
Hm?
E
Yeah right to her fa..
A
“I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch, im the man of the house”
E
You said that huh?
U
To your wife?
L
Huh?
P
https://youtu.be/5LGEiIL1__s?si=GiNqcslcZKLTh1iN
Q
I have a coworker who for the last 7 years or so, at least once a week we will find ourselves at work somewhere alone together. One of us will immediately initiate this joke.
A
At least once a week my husband and I will initiate this joke when I complain about this one coworker.
M
Damn i miss this show….
D
I looked this woman in the windows of her soul! And I just said it man
R
I looked her in her orbital stems…….
R
How was this the first sketch of the first episode and is still one of the best?
T
It wasn’t the first sketch. The first sketch was “Phone Call” when the two are talking on their phone and change their mannerism at the stoplight.
D
I swear to God, I almost got mugged just now!
N
Key and peele!!!!!!!!
K
Omg. Not Rick rolled. What day is this?
C
Peak sibling behavior.
N
I send holiday cards to my sister but use the wrong holiday, like a Merry Christmas card for Fourth of July.
E
I send my cards to my sister the day before the holiday so it arrives like a month late. And musical instruments or whatever toy makes the most annoying noise for my niece on her birthday and at Christmas. Which is a holiday I otherwise refuse to celebrate in anyway. I am a fun aunt. She just opened her steel drum today. She loves it. 🙂
C
You send cards on the fourth of july?
I
Yes. Christmas cards. Try and keep up.
F
Yeah that’s fucking weird. You’re supposed to send guns, bald eagles and fireworks on the fourth.
M
Brb going to buy stamps
W
Sending memes in paper is an amazing idea for paper mail revival
I
I have a small stockpile of hilarious greeting cards because, aside from sending condolences, greeting cards should not be taken seriously.
M
Those gag ones with the never ending music and confetti are great
C
They keep them under the register. You may have to teach the person at the register this
S
If meant purely in jest, then that was master-level trolling and your sister is hilarious. Otherwise… WHAT DID YOU DO??!!
K
All those years of intentionally calling my nieces each other’s name finally caught up.
B
We gotta know, OP.
D
Clearly OP was being a bitch
S
Lil baby back bitch no less
S
My mother has insisted for years that flipping the bird is just another finger so ignore it.I have tried my entire life to get my hubby & 3 kids to do a drive by flipping off to her to get her real reaction .NOTAKERS! My family sucks.
R
This is hilarious lmfao “NOTAKERS!”
M
its for a church honey. NEXT!
B
Every morning my fiance and I give each other the middle finger through the window as she leaves for work.
O
This is how my teenage sons and I say goodbye in the morning, I blow them kisses down the garden path and then we give the middle finger. Every morning. 🫡
A
Honestly sounds bonding. Respect.
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