So, imagine living in Oklahoma where winters are usually more about “cloudy with a chance of maybe some sleet” than actual snow. But this year, they suddenly decided to equip their snowplows with GPS and create a live map so residents can track them in real-time. This means everyone—farmers, teachers, and that one neighbor who thinks a dusting is an excuse for a snow day—can watch the plows happily chug along as they dramatically clear a whopping half-inch of snow!
The whole situation is like a mini reality show, where each plow has its own dramatic narrative—“Oh look, Plow #12 is stuck behind a flock of confused ducks!” or “Here comes Plow #3—making a heroic trek down Main Street like a knight on a white steed.” People start gathering online, cheering for their favorite plow while anxiously texting each other, “Did you see that turn? Pure artistry!” In a state known more for tornadoes than snow, the excitement over these mighty, yellow beasts is a hilarious reminder that sometimes, you’ve just gotta make a big deal out of the little things!
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Oklahoma features a real-time map of its snowplows.

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You know it’s a contest to come up with the most original name. I literally cannot decide on a winner though. I love them all
K
My state has one called “The Plowderpuff Girls”
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“Sugar, spice, and everything Ice.”
M
“Sugar, spice and abolish ice”
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I drove a snow plow in Winnipeg in ’86. I named mine, the “Phony Zamboni”.
M
Since there’s no Melton John or Clearopatha, I nominate Sled Zeppelin and Polar Abdul to battle it out for the top spot!
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Polar Abdul be fighting ICE out there!
M
That took me out
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Did it take you out
N
Straight up now plow me
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🎶🎵 *’Hurry! Hurry! Snow Plow, come to meeeeeee…’* 🎶
R
Most surprising name, considering it’s Oklahoma.
A
No Mr. Plow or Plow King. I have no dog in this race
M
Mr Plow, that’s my name. That name again is Mr Plow.
A
But…but …they copied them all from the Scottish ones that have been around for years…. If you want to know your future winners check this live map https://www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-tracker But I agree, they all are great
C
Credence Clear Road Survival for the win
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Most definitely
R
Ngl Lord Coldemort and Salt Disney make me chuckle
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As a Scot I appreciate you bringing this up. But all of them? Really? Snow Connery? Come on! Not even close, it is terrible!
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It was great for the 7 year old that submitted it(might have been 8) but less great if it had been The Big Yin coming up with it I’ll admit
C
Speaking of which, Chilly Connolly.
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itsch absholutely awful
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Holy shit, they really are all copies.
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This should be higher.
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Everyone’s the winner of my heart.
G
everyone wins at tee ball
S
I thought the names were just *OK*.
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Where’s Plowy McPlowface?
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If you guys like that, check out the Scottish one, it won’t disappoint! https://www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-tracker
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SCOOPY DOO i’m losin’ it lmao
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“Skid Viscous” is my favorite.
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Lord Coldemort!
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Gritney Spears. Amazing.
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Taylor Drift
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Creedance Clearroad Survival is cracking me up rn
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That’s my current favorite
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Thistle Do Nicely also a winner.
S
LMAO Taylor Drift
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I like “Lord Coldemort”
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Icetalavistababy 😂
B
Lord Coldmort, lol
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GRITTY GRITTY BANG BANG absolutely SENT me. Perfect.
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Doncaster also put in amazing work with Gritsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney
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How are we letting them out do us with these names? It’s crazy how much better they are.
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Could be wrong, but I think Scotland was the original with the funny names. The public gets to submit and vote for them [here.](https://netrunkroads.scot/winter-service/help-name-our-gritters/)
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It’s not your fault. We’re just better in every way.
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Except for the fact that scotland is full of scots. Damn scots! They ruined scotland!
S
We sent our very worst over to America. Where they do things like create Donald trump.
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thanks?
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We don’t want him back.
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