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Oklahoma features a real-time map of its snowplows.

So, imagine living in Oklahoma where winters are usually more about “cloudy with a chance of maybe some sleet” than actual snow. But this year, they suddenly decided to equip their snowplows with GPS and create a live map so residents can track them in real-time. This means everyone—farmers, teachers, and that one neighbor who thinks a dusting is an excuse for a snow day—can watch the plows happily chug along as they dramatically clear a whopping half-inch of snow!
The whole situation is like a mini reality show, where each plow has its own dramatic narrative—“Oh look, Plow #12 is stuck behind a flock of confused ducks!” or “Here comes Plow #3—making a heroic trek down Main Street like a knight on a white steed.” People start gathering online, cheering for their favorite plow while anxiously texting each other, “Did you see that turn? Pure artistry!” In a state known more for tornadoes than snow, the excitement over these mighty, yellow beasts is a hilarious reminder that sometimes, you’ve just gotta make a big deal out of the little things!

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Hefty_Breadfruit • 1,602 points
You know it’s a contest to come up with the most original name. I literally cannot decide on a winner though. I love them all

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Karvek • 706 points
My state has one called “The Plowderpuff Girls”

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Hefty_Breadfruit • 249 points
“Sugar, spice, and everything Ice.”

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Mrjasonbucy • 119 points
“Sugar, spice and abolish ice”

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GANDORF57 • 4 points
I drove a snow plow in Winnipeg in ’86. I named mine, the “Phony Zamboni”.

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Midnight_Noobie • 52 points
Since there’s no Melton John or Clearopatha, I nominate Sled Zeppelin and Polar Abdul to battle it out for the top spot!

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Benzol1987 • 450 points
Polar Abdul be fighting ICE out there!

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M1L0 • 39 points
That took me out

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Fresh_Peace_328 • 7 points
Did it take you out

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Number174631503 • 20 points
Straight up now plow me

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libmrduckz • 6 points
🎶🎵 *’Hurry! Hurry! Snow Plow, come to meeeeeee…’* 🎶

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rbartlejr • 2 points
Most surprising name, considering it’s Oklahoma.

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almond5 • 21 points
No Mr. Plow or Plow King. I have no dog in this race

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Mission_Fart9750 • 8 points
Mr Plow, that’s my name. That name again is Mr Plow.

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AfraidOstrich9539 • 100 points
But…but …they copied them all from the Scottish ones that have been around for years…. If you want to know your future winners check this live map https://www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-tracker But I agree, they all are great

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coolsideofpillow69 • 71 points
Credence Clear Road Survival for the win

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Professional_Ad9809 • 3 points
Most definitely

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Rage_101 • 14 points
Ngl Lord Coldemort and Salt Disney make me chuckle

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Xikub • 42 points
As a Scot I appreciate you bringing this up. But all of them? Really? Snow Connery? Come on! Not even close, it is terrible!

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AfraidOstrich9539 • 9 points
It was great for the 7 year old that submitted it(might have been 8) but less great if it had been The Big Yin coming up with it I’ll admit

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Crow_eggs • 3 points
Speaking of which, Chilly Connolly.

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grillordill • 3 points
itsch absholutely awful

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EducatedCynic • 4 points
Holy shit, they really are all copies.

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HPoltergeist • 4 points
This should be higher.

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thewhiterosequeen • 27 points
Everyone’s the winner of my heart.

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gingerbeard1321 • 7 points
everyone wins at tee ball

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ShouldersBBoulders • 6 points
I thought the names were just *OK*.

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noodlesalad_ • 9 points
Where’s Plowy McPlowface?

-Fenchurch- • 565 points
If you guys like that, check out the Scottish one, it won’t disappoint! https://www.traffic.gov.scot/gritter-tracker

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eisnone • 272 points
SCOOPY DOO i’m losin’ it lmao

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