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The man from Livramento

Man from Livramento

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Simoxs7 • 867 points
In most countries where its legal, lane splitting is only legal if you’re moving at less than 30km/h driving through traffic which is moving slower than 30km/h. This is not Lanesplitting, this is reckless behavior.

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Fez_and_no_Pants • 119 points
As a cyclist I only split if the cars are stopped, and even then I go slow jic someone randomly exits their vehicle

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Rooooben • 20 points
Just yesterday a motorcycle “split lanes” between me and the curb, to edge in front of me while we were coming to a stop at a red light. Do it after we stop!! It’s so idiotic to change lanes as people are heading into a red, we are anticipating a stopping spot and you put yourself in between me and that spot. Might not be able to “brake harder” to avoid hitting them.

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Page8988 • 1,408 points
Forgetting that on the road, smaller means less safety and more danger. He 100% earned that wreck and he’s lucky to be alive.

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Fernis_ • 876 points
Don’t worry. He’s a motorcycle rider. Learned nothing, will complain to his motorcycle buddies how car drivers never look out for the safety of bikers, then continue to break every law of the road and cause danger to everyone around.

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Scavenger-Type • 102 points
im in Buenos Aires and its just like that! Stupidity is a world wide pandemic

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gimmiedacash • 26 points
I was expecting ‘I say kill them all’ after Beunos Aires Starship Troopers

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Page8988 • 67 points
I used to ride when I was younger. I knew I could be splatted at a moment’s notice if I did anything stupid, or if someone else did. Reduced the chances by trying to be a decent rider and *still* had some close calls. Got knocked off more than once, at one point landing in a ditch and my bike missed landing on me by *inches*. A dumb rider is going to die to their own stupidity at some point. The problem with that is that other people get hurt and killed in the process.

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Things_with_Stuff • 63 points
We’re not all like this. I very much detest this kind of riding and behaviour. I actually enjoy riding and I ride defensively instead of aggressively like this asshat. I want to live another day to ride, and realize the increased risk of riding a motorcycle. Ride to stay alive, not to show off.

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Grays42 • 27 points
> We’re not all like this. Bikes attract a nontrivially disproportionate percentage of main characters who flout the rules of the road whenever it suits them. If you *aren’t* like this, you are the exception. Like I’m not going to get a cybertruck and then painfully explain to people “look, we’re not all Elon-shaped-cock-gagged right wing tinfoil hat wearing fascists, I’m perfectly normal.”

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Things_with_Stuff • 22 points
You could spot the idiots from a distance. The ones who ride normally blend into traffic and you don’t really notice them.

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SplodeyDope • 14 points
He definitely wears shit that says “Watch out for motorcycles!”

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RdClZn • 22 points
It’s so common in Brazil that I don’t think people even care anymore. Just in my city we had four cases this year (that I know of) of people falling off moto-taxis and having their head run over by a bus or truck. Ever since Uber offered the moto-taxi option, the public healthcare system literally cannot handle the demand for orthopedic surgeries.

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ThorgiTheCorgi • 34 points
Good luck, me! FTFY

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Forsaken-Income-2148 • 8 points
He just wanted a close up shot of that big green truck’s grill while it’s barreling down the road. Didn’t you see the video edit? He just really likes trucks

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aroundincircles • 7,682 points
Going way faster than traffic for splitting is a quick way to be in a lot of trouble, car also had it’s turn signal going. Motorcyclist was an idiot all the way.

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Daxx22 • 1,237 points
I just remember advice I got as a child about crossing the road: > Son, you can have the right of way clearer then the sun, but you ALWAYS look both ways and never cross if a car is visibly in motion. That tonne+ of moving metal is not going to respect your bodies “right of way” in the slightest. Same applies to bikes of every type. Thre are alot of “legally correct” crippled folk, and even more dead out there.

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CantSeeNoEvil • 182 points
I forgot where from reddit I heard it from, but the quote is “Always assume everyone around you is an idiot if you want to keep yourself safe”.

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Zeqhanis • 58 points
It always confounds me when people say they can speed and don’t need to wear their seatbelt because they’re “a great driver”. They aren’t the only driver on the road, and if that doesn’t occur to them, they probably aren’t as good at driving as they think they are.

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brooksact • 10 points
No one thinks they’re a bad driver but the roads are absolutely saturated with bad drivers. I always think about that when evaluating my own driving skills.

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hates_stupid_people • 6 points
Those types of people also love to say they’ve never “crashed”. Because they blame all their accidents on other people, even if they were to blame.

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RemCogito • 3 points
I mean I didn’t have an collision for 15 years of driving, and then I was rear ended while stopped at a red light. I can no longer claim to have never been in a collision. I can claim no at fault collisions, but even still I’m not preternaturally lucky.

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treborr • 29 points
I rode bikes for most of my adult life. Even taught motorcycle safety at times. My advice: “Somewhere out there is an otherwise innocent-looking assassin seeking to take you out. Minimize the opportunities.”

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metompkin • 3 points
I quit riding on two wheels because phone use while driving is getting so bad. And if they’re not on their phone using the club my ass infotainment system in cars is horrible if not worse at times.

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MelonJelly • 425 points
“There are graveyards full of people who had the right of way.”

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Beard_o_Bees • 63 points
*youuuu can turn right on a red!*

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Frenky_Fisher • 22 points
In Zagreb, Croatia, they say the name of the most famous graveyard site, Mirogoj. Like: ” Mirogoj is full of people that had right of way.” I wonder if other countries use it

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FadedFromWhite • 4 points
May dad hammered this into my head growing up. Along with “always be looking the way your wheels are moving” and I’m doing my best to drill it into my kids heads too

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THEFLYINGSCOTSMAN415 • 87 points
My dad used to say “you can be dead wrong, but you can also be dead right, and it ain’t worth it”

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