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Two adults who give their permission

**What Happened:** One Saturday night, Mark and Lisa decided to finally try the new ‘adult’ class at the community center—pottery. They figured, why not? They were both consenting adults ready to explore their creative sides. As they shaped their clay, they started joking about how their masterpiece would definitely win “Best in Show” at the county fair. However, after an hour of laughter and the confusion of trying to decipher what they had actually made, they surprised themselves with… well, let’s just say a very *impressionistic* interpretation of a vase that looked more like an alien’s head than anything you would want on your mantle.

**Why It’s Funny:** The irony of consenting adults entering an ‘artistic’ class with excitement, only to leave with a sculpture that could haunt your dreams is just too good to pass up. The couple traded their dreams of pottery fame for a goofy memento that would absolutely never make it to the fair—unless it was for a contest of what not to display. Their intense discussions and wide-eyed excitement had somehow morphed into a hand-shaped abomination, proving that sometimes, the “art” is in the experience, especially when unintended hilarity strikes!

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BFaus916 • 128 points
Yeah, well he wasn’t complaining.

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BassistAndILikeIt • 50 points
Hey! They don’t rain on your parade when people suck on your privates.

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mr_mcpoogrundle • 11 points
You don’t know that they don’t

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CronkinOn • 34 points
Homie lounging like, “there’s enough of me to go around. Come on in, the water’s warm.”

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CleaveGodz • 108 points
Don’t kinkshame the cars!

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SpecificSwimming6364 • 42 points
Yeah, leave my Hilux alone.

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lacunha • 1 points
Hilux?? Lucky!!

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Fun_Way8954 • 13 points
yeah my lexus is offended

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pigeon_man • 5 points
My Ford likes kink shaming though.

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kamikaze-kae • 29 points
AND THEY WERE BOTH BOYS

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symedia • 15 points
and they were roommates

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HalfSoul30 • 4 points
My roommates were usually shirtless. Easy access.

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yamantakas • 11 points
he’s like hey put him back 😭

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GimmeSomeCovfefe • 5 points
Hey lady, mind your goddamn business!

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Aspirational1 • 5 points
Don’t be a prude! E: f’ing spell check.

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lecrappe • 2 points
Prude?

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Aspirational1 • 3 points
Ta, fixed.

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TheDinerIsOpen • 17 points
Not the 2 top comments having spelling errors. Back in my day if you had a spelling error you’d get downvoted like you were some sort of bootlicker. Also I’ve heard from a random internet source grabbing adult cats by the scruff can be dangerous but don’t listen to me look it up and see if that’s right or not

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sh4d0wm4n2018 • 16 points
Sadly its not a misspelling. They deliberately typed car instead of cat.

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Lovat69 • 1 points
Did they? I remember a few phones ago auto-correct would correct cat to car. That’s when I turned off my ducking auto-correct.

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sh4d0wm4n2018 • 4 points
It’s been a whole thing. Car is apparently slang for cat when people are trying to be cute or funny.

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AugustHate • 27 points
Over a car video??😭

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surelysandwitch • 3 points
Oh yes Reddit used to be very strict.

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PottyboyDooDoo • 1 points
Ohhh yes. One time I admitted to kissing my grandpa on the lips and not a single upvote OR downvote. No engagement at all. Everyone just ignored me like a weirdo and let me sit with my thoughts. Had to delete my whole account after.

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Smiling_Jack_ • 3 points
Did you mean ‘note’?

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halfveela • 3 points
Yeah, no, “cars” wasn’t a typo, it’s a thing.

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TheDinerIsOpen • 3 points
Is it a new meme that I haven’t caught on to yet? I’m 26 and the internet has officially passed me by if that’s the case

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halfveela • 4 points
I don’t know, I’ve been seeing it for past year or so maybe? Sorry Grandpa (you’re younger than me)

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maaaatttt_Damon • 5 points
The irony of the post. You didn’t even make it one word in without a misspelling.

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OffByNone_ • 1 points
…says the commenter with a punctuation allergy. *You need to borrow some commas? 😜

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