Certainly, that’s a method to navigate…
in WTF
Now that’s an unusual way to travel…

V
A few years ago my alcoholic neighbor would ride his granddaughter’s Barbie car around the neighborhood with a can of beer in hand and waving like he was in a beauty pageant.
S
When my roommate was in the army one of the MPs arrested a soldier and gave him a DUI for drunkenly riding a tricycle around the barracks
V
The guy I mentioned above got popped for dui on an electric scooter right in front of my house after almost hitting a police car in the neighborhood.
T
Dude was unfortunately arrested on the spot. Two wheels + electric, you’re good to go in BC. As soon as you have 4 wheels + electric, you’re driving a “vehicle”.
S
Yup, it’s called a liquorcycle for a reason.
C
So they look the other way when kids do it? Who’s paying them off?
J
If they are on a public road, it’s still illegal.
A
Can you literally ride an electric motorcycle drunk or were you referring to electric bikes and I was looking too far into it? Regardless, that dude was a danger to no one, was less than an electric bicycle.
F
If he was riding that kid car on the street then he was a danger to himself, if not anyone else.
A
Sure, I’m not arguing that his method was safe, but; at least in my opinion, safer than the legal method of using an electric bicycle while inebriated. Safer, in the sense that if he falls off, he probably won’t die, it’s brightly colored, so easier to see, lower speeds, etc
W
>Can you literally ride an electric motorcycle drunk or were you referring to electric bikes I don’t know the answer to your question, but AFAIK, the only real difference between an electric motorcycle and an electric bike is whether you can propel it manually via pedals. Anything beyond that is just how much power the motor outputs, right?
A
As far as I know that is the major difference. I find it wild you can ride drunk on two wheels, legally. You can get a DUI on a horse in the US.
U
The only affordable EV on the market today,
X
When you’ve had 4 DUI’s already and you run out of alcohol before noon.
G
Apparently this occurred in Canada, where we get a lifetime driving ban after 3.
B
Pow pow POWER WHEELS, Pow pow POWER WHEELS, Power makes em go!
D
Now I’m drivin’ for real!
B
Arrested . Driving while impared. Driving with no license. No insurance, no plates and I forget what else.
A
Littering and…?
S
Key point: Over booze limit per cbc article
G
Not anymore….
S
“Do you know why I pulled you over?” “I may have been speeding?”
S
In my town, the DUIs drive lawn tractors to the liquor store.
A
‘Gotta be honest …. I’m not real sure how fast I was going …. ‘
S
Your honor! The sticker on the barbie convertible clearly says 35.
S
This happens more often than you’d think (it’s a short video) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZEA9G2bLMc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZEA9G2bLMc)
M
My favourite part was that he took a hit from his vape pen while they were searching him. But I did learn today that you can get a DUI riding a power wheels.
U
Just heard about this. Dude was drunk and wanted a slushy/slurpee from the nearby store. Thought he wouldn’t get arrested if he “borrowed” his neighbors daughter power wheel 🤣
D
What a legend
S
Dude where my dad lived drove his lawnmower around town.
P
Katt Williams’ kids have been wondering why the Jeep is always out of juice.
G
It’s a jeep thing.
I
It’s not what you think….. the car in black is just backup.
A
“Man I just got this whip, why you pressin me officer im tryna to get home to the family.”
S
He said “I just don’t feel like walking” Don’t ask me how I know this hah.
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