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Discovered this after his passing. It’s somewhat amusing now.

When my grandfather passed away, we began sorting through his things, hoping to find mementos or stories to cherish. One day, I stumbled upon a dusty old box in the attic that contained a bizarre collection of rubber ducks—each dressed in different superhero costumes. There was a duck in a cape, another sporting a mask, and even one styled like a pirate. He had clearly put a lot of thought into their looks, and it seemed like something he might’ve done for a laugh or a quirky art project.
At first, I was taken aback by the sheer randomness of it all. My grandfather, a no-nonsense former army sergeant, had a secret life as a duck enthusiast? But then I imagined him in his old age, hosting top-secret duck superhero meetings in the living room, and I couldn’t help but burst into laughter. It added a whole new layer to his personality—who knew he was the type to gather an army of quacking heroes? Now, every time I see a rubber duck, I can’t help but chuckle, picturing him in his crunchy old recliner, chuckling at his own inside joke.

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ActionJacksonATL24 • 2,173 points
One last dad joke from the grave!

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padhatam • 104 points
I hope I have the presence of mind to leave something like this for my kids before I’m gone.

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DenizenPrime • 20 points
Because you almost certainly won’t afterward.

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padhatam • 2 points
But if I could, I would!

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Angelmass • 4 points
Lil gallows humor, if you will

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Kittiemeow8 • 684 points
That’s a perfect note to find

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Various_Knowledge226 • 262 points
“We’re just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl, year after year”

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tallandlankyagain • 45 points
I liked that song way more when I was younger. Now it’s just soul crushingly relatable.

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Mickler83 • 15 points
I feel this way about most of their songs

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R_V_Z • 11 points
Most DSOTM and onward, probably. I don’t think many people are tearing up to The Gnome.

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typ901 • 5 points
I’m 45 and “ Careful with that Axe, Eugene” still hits.

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frogspa • 8 points
Agreed. I feel the same way about the entire Animals album.

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CrankyYankers • 2 points
“We’ll make the bugger’s eyes water”

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MantisX • 34 points
Running over the same old ground

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jzoola • 29 points
But what have you found?

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HoppedCaz92 • 25 points
The same old fears

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Just-Sock-4706 • 12 points
Wish you were here 🤝

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Sinjos • 7 points
My Dad’s most favorite band in the world, he had seen them live a handful of times. He raised me on Pink Floyd, and this is the song that cuts me every time.

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Few_Judge1188 • 2 points
Nice one 👍

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NuncioBitis • 104 points
“You would really enjoy the hell outta this place”

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bridge1999 • 512 points
Sure beats Hell Michigan

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avanti8 • 141 points
Which is thoroughly frozen over, right now, for sure.

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CedarPetal • 23 points
Lol sure does

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RamblingSimian • 18 points
As I recall, you can purchase a 1″ square plot of land from that city as a gift, so you can give your friends hell.

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Euphoric_Fisherman70 • 2 points
Weed legal af tho. Smoke to forget

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bridge1999 • 2 points
That’s a way to burn in hell

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monkeyhind • 58 points
Sweet. Love his capital “D”, too.

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the__ghola__hayt • -34 points
I bet you love his D

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the__ghola__hayt • 13 points
Tough room

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Dat_Innocent_Guy • 4 points
I sighed at the first one but this comment is gold.

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