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One morning, desperate for breakfast, I decided to combine my two major cravings: cookies and hot dogs. With the boldness of a mad scientist, I slathered peanut butter on a hot dog, rolled it in crushed chocolate chip cookies, then toasted the whole concoction to perfection. As I stood there, proudly presenting my culinary masterpiece, I thought I might be on the brink of a food revolution.
With each enthusiastic bite, I expected to taste breakfast innovation, but instead, I quickly discovered that my taste buds were having a meltdown. The combination was so bizarre that my dog, who usually anticipates my kitchen escapades with keen interest, just cocked his head and trotted off. Turns out, breakfast should stick to its own food groups—at least if you want to avoid a visit from the neighborhood food critic, aka my best friend, who only eats avocado toast and has zero tolerance for cookie-dog hybrids!
O
I feel like this is a personal attack on my eating habits.
F
Hot dogs and cookies is a perfectly acceptable breakfast. I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.
T
At the end of the day that isn’t much different from the liquid sugar soaked cakes and sausages that are traditionally considered breakfast food where this picture is from.
F
I remember I used to take my niece and nephew out fishing. I stop and get worms because I had all the fishing tackle but I would also stop and get four five sandwiches that were basically hoagies loaded. So after fishing for about 4 or 5 hours we’d head home my mother would ask the kids what I fed them and they were very descriptive of the sandwiches. My mother was looking at me and I’m like “What they’re sandwiches, they are meant to be eaten!” She says “but for lunch!” I didn’t laughed and said “Well who’s the referee that told you that?” Meanwhile those two kids are sitting there with their parents showing them the fish they caught….😂😂😂
K
I wonder where this guy is from.
D
Funnily enough, I just watched a video yesterday from a Japanese guy who has a YouTube channel about Tokyo micro-apartments where he showed his own tiny apartment and his typical day, and he chose to have a hot dog for breakfast in that video.
E
This is an attack on our culture and heritage.
L
A fellow person of culture,I see. May I recommend the gas station pizza paired with a Mountain Dew for breakfast?
O
Sounds like my kind of morning! Mt. Dew is the best breakfast beverage!
A
No, I switched to the hot dogs because Sheetz changed their pizza.
E
Time to change your Sheetz
F
Hey if you really want to play with dynamite try hitting a gas station with JoJo’s corn dogs and fried chicken. If you survive the night you are blessed with a strong stomach and colon…🤣🤣🤣
P
I feel seen
C
r/theygetme
A
Fry up some dogs, toss em in your *coooooookie* crisps. Just like Gam Gam used to make.
L
Do people not crave sausage and cookies in the morning?
T
Have you had hot dogs today? How many hot dogs have you had?
R
will you wear wigs? when will you wear wigs?
A
If this is across the street from a weed dispensary, it’s genius!
S
Breakfast of Champions
D
Gotta have the stomach of champions to digest those three day old roller dogs 😅
M
There’s a cookie shop in my city that has their whole schtick as being open extremely late… Next door to a dispensary. They know their audience.
R
I had pizza for breakfast.
R
When you have pizza on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime.
O
Yup from 711
M
The shop or the year?
W
Pizza for breakfast is so good. I also recommend grilled cheese.
S
Don’t forget the 3rd shifters!
R
When I worked 3rd shift in the Navy, my buddy and I found a restaurant with a bar that started serving drinks at 0700. The first time we went in, the waitress (an older woman who reminded me of my grandmother) was appalled when I ordered a Manhattan. She turned to my buddy and, her voice dripping with disapproval, asked, “And how about you? Would you like a shot of vodka with your omelet?” He looked grossed out and said, “Oh, God no. I’d like a shot of Wild Turkey and a pint of Guinness.” She was the only waitress there on weekday mornings, so we saw her nearly every day. It took her about three weeks to figure out that we weren’t drinking before work. She was initially irritated that we’d let her think that, but she was laughing about it by the end of the conversation.
F
What seems like a lifetime ago I use to work graveyards, basically 11pm to 7am so that 7am to noon was essentially my evenings. I’d go home, take the kids to school, walk to dog, mow the lawn, cleanup the house, maybe have an adult beverage and be in bed around lunch. Many days I didn’t want to cook but also didn’t want breakfast because it was 7am. Found a small all day restaurant where I could get a burger, steak or take out fish and chips at 7am; it was amazing!
S
People are so weird about breakfast foods. Why can’t you have hotdogs for breakfast? I usually eat breakfast at noon cause I work afternoons. I will eat whatever I want. And sometimes I get home from work and make corned beef hash and eggs at 10 pm.
H
Hey, how come people dont have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack? Why can’t it be a meal, you know? I don’t understand stuff like that.
B
Not a lot of nutritional value in a wad of tobacco
H
Not chew dip…chip dip.
L
Does salsa count as chip dip? That’s often served with dinner.
I
“I can’t stand breakfast. It’s just constant eggs. Why? Who decided?” I’ve never felt more in tune to a tv character in my life (Carolyn- Killing Eve)
R
Bangers yes, hot dog no. Why?
T
And how different really is a hot dog from sausage
T
They weren’t going to let you off with one sign, so they felt a second identical sign only inches away would make your mind up for you
B
It’s like getting a second opinion about an operation
A
Go to Costco first thing in the morning. The Costco Food Court opens when the store opens. So breakfast hotdogs are very much a thing.
S
Looks like an AM/PM.
D
Are oatmeal raisin cookies not an appropriate breakfast snack
I
As a firm advocate for breakfast for dinner, I full heartedly endorse burgers, dawgs, pizza, etc. for breakfast.
F
Cold pizza is my personal favorite breakfast, particularly if it’s from a fun event from the night before.
Z
Cold pizza is probably my favorite summertime meal. Sometimes I’ll ask for extra sauce on my pizza just because that makes it taste better when it’s cold (IMO anyway).
M
You haven’t worked construction
P
A sausage in bread. I don’t see the problem
I
This is aimed right at me, I’m the guy who asks why 7-11 doesn’t have hotdogs on the grill at 7 am, and that’s not even when I’ve worked a graveyard shift
S
When i worked nights that poster would have been my ideal breakfast before going to bed after work lol
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