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What on earth was the strategy?

What was the strategy?

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Sojio • 517 points
He really left his mark on that road.

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really_nice_guy_ • 67 points
I think the road also left a mark on him

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Sojio • 13 points
Thankfully I cant see that..

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Old__Mate • 9 points
Meat crayon

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uberduck • 2 points
Crayon

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SpitFiya7171 • 5 points
Meat

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wrel_ • 756 points
You can see the rope is detatched from the car after the dude eats shit, that’s why I had to watch a few times to see what was going on. Their “loose knot” on the car was probably not loose enough.

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A_Seiv_For_Kale • 312 points
Turns out you have to know something about knots to intentionally tie a loose one.

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Erablian • 101 points
A highwayman’s hitch tied the wrong way would have probably worked here, but I wouldn’t have trusted it personally; this is a stupidly dangerous stunt. With a properly tied highwayman’s hitch, a quick yank on the working end undoes the knot. But if you tie it “wrong”, it’s a yank the standing end that undoes it.

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AbeRego • 43 points
I would have just used some loosely applied tape…

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lemmeseeyourkitties • 22 points
Well this could be considered common sense, so if you have an ounce of that, then you wouldnt do this dumb shit… common sense paradox

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>A highwayman’s hitch tied the wrong way would have probably worked here, but I wouldn’t have trusted it personally; this is a stupidly dangerous stunt. A nice dusty piece of scotch tape and nothing else.

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LowFat_Brainstew • 2 points
But it’s knot hard

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Estoye • 2 points
The *perfect murder…* \*tents fingers\*

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kason • 34 points
Why use a knot at all? A small piece of tape would be much safer.

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koreanwizard • 4 points
Or just don’t tie anything at all, split the rope, throw one end of the rope under the pile, the effect is the same.

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Fallcious • 12 points
Funnier to do that with a bungie cord…

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mooseeve • 14 points
You can’t see the knot so why even tie a loose one?

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lefiath • 296 points
What I find especially impressive is that this isn’t some kid doing it – no, this asshole somehow lived long enough, but one day has decided – okay, this is my chance of either going viral, or making a road pizza with my face!

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TheDevilintheDark • 111 points
Looks like the guy was lucky as hell. https://www.instagram.com/tontagram_com/reel/C_ZmdDhvDwy/

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Big_Cryptographer_16 • 46 points
r/meatcrayon

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dirty_w_boy • 10 points
That’s just his hair grease…I hope.

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Dunksterp • 14 points
> You can see the rope is detatched from the car after the dude eats shit, that’s why I had to watch a few times to see what was going on. Their “loose knot” on the car was probably not loose enough. How in the world did he get away with that! That is actually insane! Seeing all the moisture on the floor I thought he’d have no face left.

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xrogaan • 13 points
Without that instagram, I would not have believe it was real.

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TheuhX • 2 points
For people without an Instagram account https://imgur.com/a/y9zvHB8

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Dayv1d • 37 points
\*going viral BY making a road pizza with my face

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DrawMeAPictureOfThis • 24 points
He’s about to really hate the cleaning and debriing that’s about to happen. The ground looks wet where his face slid. If an infection doesn’t kill him or the depression he may get from looking at his new face, then he’ll have a really dumb/funny story to tell

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Dzugavili • 8 points
Someone posted a link to his instagram: he got real lucky, basically just bruised the shit out of half his face.

What do you think?

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