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Identify the medication.
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That’s the shit humming birds are on
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[He must have worked 96 hours straight](https://youtu.be/Q1aV0W-3qdM?si=vzsGWjUUba13LkH5)
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I don’t have to open the link to know the Apu reference. Thanks.
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“Let’s just try that again, okay hey come on hey hey HEY get over here. Okay you’re you I’m me.” “I’m . . . me?” “Don’t jerk me around, fella.”
M
^^eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Sugar water. This man just had a can of Orange Crush and the sugar rush set him off.
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Some people just cant handle the Crush Rush smh.
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I DO, I DO, I DOO OOOO
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If this were your kid, it would break your heart. That, or he found God. This would look normal in one of those crazy southern evangelical churches
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What do you mean? My 3 year old does shit like this everyday
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3 year olds get a pass 🙂
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Lmao. Something tells me even if they didn’t get a pass, he would still do this. 😂
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Honestly evangelical cherches in general, went there probably 10 Times in different churches with months or Even years in betwen this type of thing always happen you can’t make this shit up
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My old boss and his family belongs to one of those freak shows. I’ll never forget watching them do a prayer circle and speak in tongues as they spasmed. The reason for this prayer circle? The pray for our amputee coworker. Praying for his leg *to grow back.* Lovely people. Absolutely 105.9% certified insane.
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Not straight evangelical, but the weird charismatic ones.
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He got bit by one of the snake handling ones.
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My first thought was, “Jesus?”
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Hell ya (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ Those folks can dance anyway they want to when I see them at those food drives helping the community.
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Are we human or are we dancer.
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Bro is high and still manages to dance better than me
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He’s a maniac, maniac on the floor And he’s dancing like he’s never danced before
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These shoes are Italian. They’re worth more than your life.
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Bro isn’t just high. He’s on pluto and about to leave the solar system.
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Rhythm Is a Dancer
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His sign is vital
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His hands are cold
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And he’s on his knees, smacking on the gravel.
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Are we user? Or are we dealer?
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A felon or misdemeanor?
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But he’s on his ~~knees~~ feet looking for the answer.
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Is this the Reebok or the Nike?
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Cardio Day
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This is the perfect response, but I have to say, I loathe that song and that lyric in particular.
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There has never been another lyric to make me physically recoil in anger.
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Imagine Dragons starting verses with “1st things 1st” And “2nd things 2nd” Makes me scream. Also, another good(bad) Killers one is “I got soul but I’m not a soldier”
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“i got soul but I’m not a soldier” is so ripe for parodies though. “I like ham but I’m not a hamster” “I got toes but I’m not a toaster” “I get baked but I’m not a bacon”
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Bro got the zoomies
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He’s got the Flashdance Feeling
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I’m thinking dust (PCP) Edit: I talked to someone who knows dust and he says it’s something else
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a gallon!
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I didnt know it came in gallons!
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Science!
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do you still see candace?
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No she passed away at 4
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RIP Trevor!
F
Warms my heart to see wkuk references. Got to see them live once.
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Oh… 4 years ago?
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No… PM
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So I take it you do it a lot? I gotta gallon!
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