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We are no longer going to tolerate any more.

After weeks of relentless meetings where every single idea was shot down, the office team decided they’d had enough. They collectively agreed that their next meeting would be a silent protest. Armed with clever signs and a homemade banner that read, “We’re not gonna take aaanymore,” they filed into the conference room. But their moment of glory turned into chaos when their boss, oblivious to their silent rebellion, brought in a karaoke machine to lighten the mood. Instead of a quiet stand-off, the meeting turned into an impromptu sing-along, with their boss belting out *Don’t Stop Believin’* while everyone struggled to maintain their serious faces.
The sight of an office full of disgruntled employees desperately trying not to laugh while simultaneously enjoying a ridiculous karaoke session perfectly captured the absurdity of corporate culture. It’s the universal struggle of wanting to take a stand against the never-ending barrage of meetings, only to have it hilariously derailed by a boss who thinks singing is the key to productivity. In the end, they ended up bonding over “meetings” of a different kind, realizing that sometimes laughter is the best rebellion, one off-key note at a time.

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hotlavatube • 88 points
“Going for a turkey sub, eh?!”

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uncutpizza • 12 points
“I got something for you to *gobble-gobble* right **here**!”

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Stay-Thirsty • 17 points
Time for a fresh turkey sub

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feelthecoolbreeze • 9 points
Probably gonna think twice 😆

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Cpecto • 1 points
“This is for our brethren you vile noodle of a man, and yes back you go, back to that slaughter house you disgusting animal!” -🦃 “How would you enjoy it if you were served on a platter, you twat!”🦃

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MarcusSurealius • 69 points
I would have shoved them into subway. Everyone deserves an interesting day.

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uncutpizza • 12 points
“I woke up and chose violence”

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feelthecoolbreeze • 5 points
Absolutely 😆

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SurroundTiny • 1 points
You could probably just lead them into the store. I wonder if you were quick enough if you could get them in the restroom before the employees noticed?¹

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Petersens_Arm • 14 points
Moonwalking away from turkeys to MJ

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feelthecoolbreeze • 1 points
Too perfect 😆

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throwa1589876541525 • 12 points
Get some canada geese as bodyguards

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justabill71 • 2 points
Canada gooses are van-fucking-guard.

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throwa1589876541525 • 2 points
Majestic! Barrel-chested!

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Forest-Ninja2469 • 11 points
Ive raised turkeys and trust me, they are no match

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uncutpizza • 5 points
There is a reason we never see turkey eggs in stores

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BeckBristow89 • 10 points
Turkeys don’t fuck around. I saw a turkey squad attack cars they don’t have fight or flight just fight.

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cheeriodust • 1 points
Saw a herd\* of turkeys charging straight at a busy road from across a field….and they didn’t stop. They just jumped over/on top of the (moving) cars in front of me and kept going. Some just charged straight through traffic. They’re fearless. \* this seems right

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King-Kagle • 1 points
Flock for general birds. Rafter or gang (fitting) for turkeys. 👍

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ArrdenGarden • 11 points
Had turkeys as a kid. They’ll fuck you up… if you’re a 3.5ft, 6 year old child. This dude’s wearing jeans. He’d be fine. Don’t give ground. Assert dominance. Pee on them.

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Warm_Enthusiasm_1337 • 10 points
Eat fresh, motherfucker.

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StrideCypher • 2 points
I got your fresh turkey sub right here.

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EarhornJones • 3 points
I live out in the country, and there are a shitload of wild turkeys around. One morning, I was half asleep, and walked out my back door onto my patio. There was a wild turkey standing right next to the door that couldn’t be seen from inside. When it saw me, it stood to full height, made a god awful noise, and did that half-assed flying that they do down the hill into the woods. I just about shit my pants. If it hadn’t taken it a few moments to make it to the tree line, giving me a good, clear view of the turkey, I would have sworn that I’d encountered an alien or a Sasquatch or some such thing.

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MajMajor2x • 4 points
Those are Jakes… immature male turkeys who can be real jerks

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feelthecoolbreeze • 3 points
Turkey jerks 😆

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MechanicalTim • 1 points
Turkey jerky

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Own-Valuable-9281 • 5 points
That guy ate their brother on Thanksgiving.

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Jonkinch • 2 points
How many of you all are thinking too, “I could take on a turkey” lol.

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MaybeNotTooDay • 1 points
I’m thinking if you held your arms up in the air to make yourself look bigger and quickly lunged towards them they would take off in the opposite direction… but maybe not and that would actually bring on an aggressive attack from them.

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BreastUsername • 1 points
They look intimidating up close but we have hands and they have very grabbable necks.

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