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the food must be so enjoyable that one cannot cease eating
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What’s the opposite of a road rage named? It’s that.
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Road apathy
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[and get pitted, so pitted](https://youtu.be/Y5ckCAUVOn0)
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I’d call that driver Dr. T. because he pitted that fool.
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When did Mr. T get his doctorate?
T
I pity the school.
T
Where does Mr.T go swimming at?
B
Idk, but I pity the pool?
H
I pity the patient
A
he’s so real for that
H
“WUHPAAAH!”
J
His face very much says “that guy was fucking stupid. Sucks for that guy.”
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I agree with him I mean obviously you can’t just run into people because they’re stupid – I’m just saying that black truck shouldn’t have squeezed in like that & I don’t feel bad for them
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Road DGAF
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D
Perfect.
C
Road Sage.
S
This one’s the best
N
Winner right here
M
I like the little chuckle after he looks at the guy in his mirror. Man was pleasantly chuffed with his results.
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Gordo Wins : Fatality
R
He didn’t miss a bite.
M
Road Chill
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Street sweet
D
Ah the Lake Pontchartrain Bridge, always an experience
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Causeway ain’t got no rules lol
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The only rule is pray that you don’t need a bathroom for thr next half hour.
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I’ve shit myself on this bridge . . . 🙏 To those that lost the battle.
R
Hazards on and take a shit off the railing
A
Just cause on the Causeway, baby.
M
Needs more sticky bomb cows
M
Like international waters.
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Causeway got rhythm tho. Babump Babump Babump Babump kathump babump.
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Nothing quite like the sleep you get sprawled out in a back row of a school bus crossing the Causeway. Like being rocked by a giant.
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I am always afraid that I will be plummeting into the lake because someone does something stupid like that
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People ask me why I don’t like driving over bridges. This right here. This is why.
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Happened to my cousin several years ago. Guy had a flat tire and was out in the road because there isn’t anywhere to really pull off to. My cousin didn’t notice until it was too late because he was briefly distracted by the flashing lights of an emergency vehicle in his rearview mirror. Swerved to avoid plowing into the other car and hit the rail. Up and over into the drink he went with his dog. Because the impact smashed the glass, his truck rapidly filled with water, and he was completely submerged quickly. He was able to get himself free but in the inky darkness of the lake, he was unable to save his dog. He was lucky to survive, but that day marked the end of his trips across the bridge.
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Poor pupper 🙁
D
Yeah I’d be heartbroken. If it wasn’t too deep I’d be making repeated dives to go down there and get him/her.
N
There is crossovers like every 3 or so miles to pull off he was supposed to limp to or he could’ve called Causeway cops they would’ve sat behind him with lights on or even pushed him that’s 100% on the dude sitting on a plane on a two lane bridge. They’ve added several more pull off expansions on the right sides of the spans in the last couple years now.
B
The old autoboot maneuver?
T
You sound like a Minnesota Decepticon.
C
DeceptiCaaan-adian
B
You’re looking for Optimus Prime? I think he’s taken the boat out on the lake.
C
Come down to Lake Pontchartrain. Rest your soul and feed your brain. That’s where you will get to see everything the water can be.
G
Ludo reference!!
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Was at bar trivia in Phoenix with my dad… First time there, and the DJ puts on Ludo during the “time to write down your answers” (And it was a DEEP cut, but recognized the voice) Apparently he was from St Louis and we had a good chat (and also got a free answer, because that was an answer to a future question he was teasing with the song selections)
T
I was driving outta there as fast as a Camry could!
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But the interstate was flooded so I had to take the road through the road through the woods…
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Bad move in retrospect, the road disappeared in the rain
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