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I’ll clean it off for you.

**What Happened:** One sunny afternoon, I was at a picnic, enjoying the great outdoors with friends. We had a table full of snacks, but somehow, I managed to knock over a whole container of potato salad. As I was frantically trying to salvage what I could, my friend Mike leaned over and chuckled, “Don’t worry, I’ve got napkins!” He reached for them and accidentally knocked over a drink, sending a waterfall of lemonade cascading right into my lap.

**Why It’s Funny:** In that moment of shared chaos, with potato salad smeared everywhere and lemonade soaking through my clothes, I looked up at Mike, still trying to help. With a straight face, he offered, “I’ll wipe it off for you!” It was the understatement of the decade, and I couldn’t stop laughing. There he was, my knight in shining armor, equipped with napkins and absolutely zero ability to keep liquids upright. We both ended up in giggles, realizing that sometimes the best way to handle a mess is to embrace the hilarity of it all!

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fulthrottlejazzhands • 2,332 points
To be fair, he’s being generous by ensuring she is netting maximum levels of cake without taking the cake for himself. He’s a keeper.

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Emotional_Yellow3159 • 282 points
Doing the work, and asking for nothing in return. lol

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Plenty_Thought_2660 • 54 points
dont waste food, eat it

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GANDORF57 • 8 points
She having her cake and eating it too and he’s only obligated to wipe her tears, not her messy face.

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Dick-Fu • 10 points
Yeah a keeper. Until his paid time is up anyway

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Living_Book_3973 • 6 points
yeah right? almost like that’s the joke lolololol jfc

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AFlyingNun • -11 points
It’s also just….fucking stupid on her part lol? “Oh no babe it’s on my lip, can you help?” “Just fucking lick then, idiot.” Isn’t this trick supposed to be a dab on the nose and then you go for the kiss, or am I drunk?

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MissingLink101 • 18 points
I mean it’s clearly a staged video/joke…

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____-is-crying • 3 points
Step bro, I got cake on my lips

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Bomiheko • 4 points
ignoring that this is obviously staged. you see a woman setting you up to go for a kiss and that’s your reaction? this man gets no bitches

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AFlyingNun • -2 points
Y’all are taking a comments section for a staged clip incredibly serious. I made a joke and all of you wanna psychoanalyze me over it, like holy shit.

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Bomiheko • 2 points
i mean yeah you’re getting dogpiled from everyone in the thread but don’t be surprised if you post shit you’re gonna get shit back lmao

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AFlyingNun • 0 points
If you take a comment like the one I made THAT seriously then Jesus man, chill and log out for a bit. You’re acting like I insulted someone and kicked their dog.

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Bomiheko • 1 points
Aight man im just matching your energy if you think that’s too serious then you should check yourself

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Helmic • 12 points
couple does a funny video, gotta find a way to be mad at the woman

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AFlyingNun • -13 points
You did a really good job of hiding your victim complex

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Helmic • 7 points
i’m a man you stupid fuck

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AFlyingNun • -9 points
And I’m missing a leg. Guess you hate the disabled based on your own logic.

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kozyko • -20 points
She has bruises on her wrist consistent with domestic violence and bruising on her neck so I doubt he’s a keeper

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randomndude01 • 12 points
Or she’s freaky.

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Finditto • 10 points
She IS wearing a choker.

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odd42Thomas • 492 points
Paying lip service

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Plus-Squash-1948 • 25 points
Gotta tip big

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temporalraccoon • 2 points
Gotta big tip*

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Dense-Sun1766 • 253 points
No time for romantic stuffs, scrolling reddit is way more important!

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Electronic-Sea-602 • 39 points
Bro saw a sweet moment and said “nah, this needs slapstick.”

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IcyTransportation961 • 21 points
You think this was a real moment and not clearly scripted

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Evethron • 7 points
Doesn’t make it any less funny

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IcyTransportation961 • 11 points
It certainly negates the comment i replied to

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