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I grew weary of the dull toilet and decided to use spray paint and markers on it.

One dreary Saturday afternoon, I found myself staring at the lifeless porcelain throne that was my bathroom toilet, and it dawned on me: my toilet had all the personality of a rock. In a burst of inspiration (or perhaps madness), I decided to take matters into my own hands. Armed with some bright spray paint and a collection of colorful markers, I transformed my toilet into a vibrant work of art. By the time I was done, it looked like a unicorn had exploded in my bathroom, complete with glittery rainbows and inspirational quotes like “Flush the negativity away!”
As my friends walked in for a casual hangout and were greeted by this outrageous sight, their expressions of shock and laughter were priceless. Who knew that a bathroom could be the highlight of the party? My artistic endeavor turned into an impromptu Instagram photo booth, and I gained a reputation as the “Toilet Picasso.” Little did I know that a simple attempt to liven up my decor would lead to endless jokes about “taking a seat” and “creative bathroom breaks.” Now, every visit to my house feels like a trip to a quirky art exhibit rather than just a bathroom stop!

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BenderFtMcSzechuan • 163 points
It’s also backwards

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BitchBass • 60 points
I realized that after posting LOL. Adds to the funny part, I suppose. Back to the spray paint!

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Ob1cannobody • 24 points
You did it once, you can do it again, you have the picture of it. i think it looks really good, maybe add back legs too.

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BitchBass • 6 points
Thanks! I’ll give it another shot.

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Ob1cannobody • 1 points
You don’t have too, I’d leave it and smile every time I go for a …..pee 🙂 x

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ShrimpieAC • 3 points
I mean, I’m sure it would look fine the other way around.

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imaginarynumb3r • 15 points
If it fits, I shit

-HEF- • 8 points
Shitty kitty

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princess-bat-brat • 23 points
…. why are you looking at the top of the toilet so often?

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tissuegiraffes • 17 points
Butters’ method in the wild

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LitterboxAquarium • 9 points
Exactly my thoughts. I guess standing to pee and taking awhile… I’m a woman and I just have a basket of stuff on it. Makes it functional space. This totally had to be a dude doing this weird shit.

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newaccount721 • 5 points
It’s definitely a woman. She links to her YouTube profile. Personally think this is harmless and if she enjoys it that’s all that matters.

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Far-Philosophy-4375 • 4 points
Why isnt this a thing yet? Friend, you are into something! Its cute

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Brad_again • 12 points
Same kind of person that puts those fuzzy covers on the toilet seat.

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CrunchyNippleDip • 13 points
Piss sponge

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newaccount721 • 3 points
Na this isn’t unhygienic.

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KnownEggplant • 2 points
r/DiWHY

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dryamphibean • 2 points
umm will you come paint mine next?!

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starfiremoonwater • 3 points
Honestly I love it when ppl take advantage of their free will like this — this soooo cute 😊

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IamLuann • 1 points
That is so cute.

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Nessstla • 1 points
Oh this is so awesome! 🤩 I love it!! I’m doing it! A new craft for me to try at home that will make everyone say WTF!? lol

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ObsessiveAboutCats • 1 points
I love this! I don’t have this artistic skill though.

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tmking • 1 points
Thanks to your color scheme I must use this to mock the Carolina Panthers.

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Fettnaepfchen • 1 points
That turned out cute!

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Imbendo • 1 points
My free time is jealous of your free time.

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goose_gladwell • 1 points
Cute! I never thought about painting my toilet😸😸😸

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mrsirsouth • 1 points
aren’t toilets typically bland? By all means, create art where you shit. But I leave my art pieces in the bowl every time, never leaving it looking bland.

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OutrageousAccount636 • -1 points
🥹

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