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A new fear has emerged: discovered this little guy relaxing beneath the bed.
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He just monitoring u bro
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I see what you did there 😉
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Is that a monitor lizard?
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Monitor? He runs on 1080 p my pants
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I am also a nah on that attempt
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Yupp!
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Free pet. Do be careful of the tail though.
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Not the bitey end?
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What’s on the tail?
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I think they think its an alligator. I dont know if monitor lizards also have very strong tails but a grown alligator can hurt you by smacking you with its tail. Usually happens to people approaching from the rear thinking its safer, which it is, but not completely safe.
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Iguanas are the same, they have long tails and they can whip the shit out of you.
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The tail whips and hurts bad too, yes, but it’s the claws you gotta watch out for. They also have a nasty bite too, but those claws will rake you bad.
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So, in other words, you really just shouldn’t try approaching an alligator from any direction?
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Alligator? Dude, that’s a monitor lizard. Completely different animal.
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Approach from the side bc they like to be tickled under their arms.
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I don’t know if monitors can drop their tails if they feel threatened but maybe that’s what commenter is worried about (it grows back but it won’t grow back the same).
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Nah, they don’t. Monitors are more likely to bite your tail off lol. They can be feisty.
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Fear? This is dope.
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Indeed it is.
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I saw that you can tame them and pet them like a doggy
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Watched it a few times. Still can’t figure out what it is. Uhm… Help?
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It’s a monitor Lizard.
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4K monitor or..?
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Looks like 480p to me
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Eh maybe 720
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Many Thanks!
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…Fear? Ngl, you’d have to fight me to stop me from adopting the little fella.
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Joanna.
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These are not Joanna eggs!
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Florida?
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Kolkata
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Florida.
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Kolkata
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Kolkata
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If you read this thread it sounds like a SOAD song
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Florida, Kolkata, monitor lizard, chives
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Id be happy that it found it safe under my bed. They were around before humans invaded their habitats.
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Ask it if it’s been to Atlantis or going there soon…
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little dufe: hi there
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my herp friend in high school had one. really cool pets but you need a massive fucking terrarium and heat lamps. they arent the cheapest pet. his was Uber chill but ive heard they can be a bit aggressive too, just luck of the draw. still id probably rather have an iguana, I feel like theyre even chiller.
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I was expecting a child. Pleasantly surprised
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I’ve seen plenty of monitor lizards throughout my life. Most recent being a month ago. Only after Corona-chan started choking the world with her government fear inflated thighs did two babies in the past years decided to scamper around in the kitchen storage area. Most of them would rather flee back outside or hide in deeper. If you see one with a body as thick as your thigh,though,that’s a Komodo Dragon,and you best have an almighty stick ready to whack its’ head repeatedly so you can get away.
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You found a fren!
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