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That sneeze, though 😂

**Oh that sneeze 😂**
It was a peaceful afternoon at the local coffee shop when I felt the unmistakable tickle in my nose. Thinking I could suppress it until I safely made it outside, I tried to power through my order of a caramel latte. But just as my barista handed me the steaming cup, the sneeze burst forth like a cannon shot, complete with a dramatic “ACHOO!” that sent my drink flying across the counter, splattering caramel everywhere and nearly taking out a display of pastries.
The look on everyone’s faces was priceless—my barista was frozen mid-frown, and a couple of toddlers at the next table giggled as though I’d just performed a slapstick comedy routine. Instead of feeling embarrassed, I couldn’t help but laugh at the absurdity of the moment; here I was, one second trying to sip coffee, the next I was the unintentional star of a one-woman show called “Sneeze-a-palooza.” And let’s be honest, that spontaneous coffee shower was probably the best thing those pastries had seen all day!

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Nocardiohere • 606 points
Hope it’s cornstarch based and not talc

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Sorry_U_R_Wrong • 198 points
That’s almost certainly talc.

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honorspren000 • 95 points
Should have used powdered sugar. Would have been tastier.

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dweezil37 • 119 points
Do you want ants? Cause that’s how you get ants.

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NuncioBitis • 23 points
maybe their aunts are out shopping?

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dweezil37 • 5 points
well they are going to upset about the mess these boys made when they get home. hide the flip flops!

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Sad_School_4478 • 1 points
is that crinkles? lol

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Mysterious-Growth974 • 1 points
LOL

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VeterinarianThese951 • 10 points
Ants are better than cancer.

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dweezil37 • 10 points
You’re still going to get cancer.

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TactlessTortoise • 11 points
Dailymail after reading this thread be like: Scientists discover that ants cause cancer!

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dweezil37 • 6 points
But how does that blame it on immigrants??

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BigUptokes • 7 points
>immigr**ants** I mean, it’s right there!

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VeterinarianThese951 • 2 points
Nice work!!! Really tied the thread together…

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Sea-Neighborhood1465 • 2 points
the ants obviously crossed the border illegally, dingus. you gotta keep up man.

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VeterinarianThese951 • 2 points
Ouch… I’ll settle for cANTs-er? 😁😁😁

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dweezil37 • 2 points
If you find a way to make that trade, give me the next wish from the genie lamp.

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VeterinarianThese951 • 0 points
I have very little luck in life with either lol. Hopefully neither one of us get either one. 🤣

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Versaiteis • 1 points
Perhaps the cancer was just the friends we made along the way

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tayman12 • 1 points
ants are too keen on dry ingredients

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honorspren000 • 1 points
I can’t imagine these two had a lot of foresight to begin with. Ants are tomorrow’s problem.

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No-Jacket-2927 • 17 points
The lice hate the sugar.

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gbiypk • 9 points
It’s delicious.

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Doctor_Jan-Itor • 3 points
It’s delicious.

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VeterinarianThese951 • 3 points
And less carcinogenic ftw…

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Glycell • 2 points
The lice hate the sugar.

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Ok_Flatworm_3855 • 2 points
The lice hate the sugar

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gumbo271 • 2 points
The lice hate powered sugar

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Dr_Trogdor • 1 points
The lice hate the sugar.

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Nocardiohere • 1 points
And deliciously combustible

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