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Last Saturday, my friend Dave hosted a barbecue, and after a few rounds of burgers and beers, the mood was light and ridiculous. As the sun dipped lower, we gathered around the fire pit, and somehow the conversation turned to our most embarrassing moments. Dave, in a burst of bravado, decided to share his most cringe-worthy confession from high school involving a misunderstanding with a girl he liked. Mid-story, he unknowingly leaned in close to our neighbor’s pet goat, who had wandered over, and exclaimed dramatically, “You horny??” The entire group burst into laughter as the goat lazily blinked at him, completely unfazed.
The juxtaposition of Dave’s heartfelt confession about teenage crushes with his unintentional flirtation with an actual goat was comedy gold. The poor goat didn’t ask for this romance, and yet, here was Dave, pouring out his soul to a creature that probably just wanted to munch on a corn chip. From that moment, “You horny??” became the tagline of the night, substituted for every awkward question and unexpected confession. It was one of those scenarios where the absurdity brought us all together, and now every time someone brings up the word “horny,” we all share a knowing grin and a chuckle!
in Funny
Are You Feeling Horny?
R
real meme potential in that last bit
S
We have work to do.
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J
Photoshop? In this economy. Bring me the GIMP!
B
The gimp’s sleepin.
B
Well I guess you’ll just have to go and wake him up now won’t you?
P
🎷🎶🎷🥁
R
This is a very gimportant mission guys
I
Do we now?
A
2 Live Crew already did it in 1989. https://youtu.be/T70xQpNpiQc?si=YWeujiEZs6OP9rM9
M
I believe that was sampled from Full Metal Jacket
T
Yes it was. And then later spoofed by [2 Live Jews](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at8hZpXyykM).
J
Oy, it’s so humid.
R
It’s like a sauna in here
G
I shouldn’t be as assumed as I am.
T
I had to link it, because otherwise no one would believe it.
R
Thank you. I absolutely cannot wait to play that at the construction site come summer!
J
Used to have this as my ring tone, until the day I left my phone on loud in the office and went out for lunch. Came back, couldn’t find my phone until the office manager signaled for me to come to her office.
L
The day I got a “real job” is the day my custom ringtones died. For the next few years I still thought i was getting a phone call if I heard Pop Bottles by Birdman.
C
So crazy to remember school dances with everyone screaming that along to the song on the dance floor.
C
Still slaps
N
Damn you, increased the volume thinking the video was just to quiet and caught odd looks from everyone around me.
T
Aren’t we all, though?
F
If that’s a school or doctor’s office they are for sure
H
I’m dumb. What does that mean?
J
Medical staff are often stereotyped as being horny and promiscuous. Teenagers are generally also both of those things.
Y
Lot of teachers are wild as well. Source: me, a teacher.
S
Teachers and nurses bro. Always the wild ones.
T
Airline crew too holy shit.
S
Phew, won’t have to worry then. My partner is a stripper.
I
You need to set up a conversation suggesting you want to go to the strip club so that your partner has the chance to apply the correct response: “We have strippers at home.”
3
Plural?? Hell yes.
S
No one likes bringing their work home with them. I wouldn’t worry about it.
T
Strippers tend to murder their partners not cheat on them.
J
I need to find a stripper to date.
Z
I mean, they tend to enter cockpits a lot. Tends to get people going.
P
“And…and…and..” maybe it turns out everyone is horny and it’s not at all related to what profession they’re in.
L
You can always spot a table full of nurses in the pub
T
So true…when I was online dating I kept running into three types of women who loved to get down: Teachers, nurses, and estheticians.
Y
Also a teacher. Can confirm. I’ve also noticed that a lot of teachers and nurses can drink with the best of ‘em. Not everyone of course, but those professions can go hard. My theory is that it comes with always having to be on your toes. The job is unpredictable and requires you to be “on” all of the time. It’s exhausting and we need a release valve.
R
People that drink, can drink. It has nothing to do with the profession. I bartended for 13+ years and it doesn’t matter. Construction workers, service industry workers, teachers, lawyers, doctors. Drinkers are drinkers. There is nothing inherent about the profession that makes them “better drinkers”.
U
Sommeliers
A
Also I think there is a degree of “level setting” for jobs that deal with certain sectors of the public. When you see the stupid things that people do (and often get away with) it has to have an influence on your inhibitions. Teachers have to be slightly more responsible than students, nurses have to be slightly more responsible than people who can’t take care of themselves, and cops have to be slightly more responsible than blatant criminals.
T
Went from being a teacher to being a nurse. Last night of our senior year, we did a pub crawl with t-shirts saying “Nurses know shots.” This may also have been in Wisconsin, so ymmv
B
My aunt was a lifetime RN. At one point someone got her a gag gift T-shirt with a pun that said “Nurses do it with patience”. Her response: “I love it, but I can’t wear it. At my hospital there have been…. allegations.” Heheheh
Y
Its not a stereotype lol
T
Lol “stereotyped” they have a divorce rate 20-40% higher then the average citizen lol (very common study, percentage vary depending on location)
F
As the joke goes: “What’s the difference between a nurse and a helicopter?” – Not everyone has been up in a helicopter.
T
I’m not sure if you’re being serious or sarcastic, but just in case, – Just the tip refers to a man telling another individual that he will not sexually penetrate all the way.
D
She said “You horny?”
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