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248 Legally Dead “Patients” Are Stored in These Dewars Awaiting a Potential Future Resurgence – Cryonics

248 Legally Deceased “Individuals” are in These Dewars Anticipating Future Resurrection – Cryonics

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LOOKITSADAM • 1,308 points
Alternatively, their brains scanned at a neuron level to be stuffed into a Von Neumann probe by an ultra-religious America 300 years in the future to be sent out into space. They probably hate explody things.

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AFK_Siridar • 293 points
And then…giant bipedal beavers!

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mattvait • 127 points
Also known as your mom

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Etheo • 46 points
Gottem

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Wip3out • 171 points
Yeah Bobiverse reference!

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itsallnipply • 47 points
Just going to say, I absolutely LOVE Ray Porter as an audiobook narrator and he does a great job with the Bobiverse!

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BuLLg0d • 11 points
When I hear Ray Porter reading the Bobiverse books aloud, I hear Seth McFarland in my head and it’s wonderful.

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HesSoZazzy • 42 points
Oh I loved when Riker told the FAITH rep to basically go fuck himself and hung up the ‘phone’. Might be the best part of the series. 🙂

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Man_in_the_uk • 12 points
Is that riker name just coincidence to riker in star trek?

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Paradox1989 • 31 points
No, not a coincidence. Bob’s 1st cloning of himself got named Riker because he was his Number 1 clone.

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NotAPreppie • 6 points
Found Bob 1.

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RoboftheNorth • 273 points
3. Hope the company doesn’t go belly up before they figure out 1 and 2.

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theevilpower • 161 points
More like “hope the building doesn’t loose power for any long period of time” You know what it looks like when fruit is frozen and thawed, then frozen again? Imagine a human 🤮

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sirbruce • 92 points
The dewars are cooled by liquid nitrogen, not refrigeration. No power is involved other than requiring people to manually refill them from time to time.

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Heyoteyo • 43 points
Power wouldn’t exactly be an immediate issue, but shit happens. I’ve forgotten to fill dewars and lost product. Product wasn’t a human body, but still. Biggest concern for them is probably running out of money though. I bet it’s expensive as hell to be frozen, but maintaining the facility, staffing it, and keeping them supplied with nitrogen indefinitely is going to cost a lot. If we eventually do get to the point where reviving them were a possibility, are they paying for that process too?

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PhuckleberryPhinn • 48 points
See the problem is that you’re assuming the scammer thought anything beyond “wow it’s so easy to trick rich people into giving me their money”

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Heyoteyo • 10 points
This is absolutely what it is.

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boyyouguysaredumb • 52 points
> loose

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9783883890272 • 37 points
Every fucking time

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Cartoonjunkies • 69 points
I mean that’s kinda the point behind it. They KNOW it isn’t successful yet because that technology doesn’t exist yet. The whole point is that the body is preserved in the best shape it practically can be in the hopes that that technology eventually does exist.

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MapleA • 37 points
The technology needs to be there to freeze the body as well. The main issue is with the freezing part. When water turns to ice it forms crystals which destroy cell membranes. We haven’t perfected this yet.

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Cartoonjunkies • 22 points
They do use a “cryopreservant” that they claim prevents or at least greatly reduces the formation of ice crystals in the brain. I honestly don’t know enough to say whether that claim is inflated or not.

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MapleA • 8 points
It probably does reduce the issue but still isn’t quite perfect yet. I think the problem is how do you do this to someone who is still alive, they only do it with cadavers as far as I’m aware. You need to freeze someone who is still alive to revive them later, and filling their brain/body with strange liquid probably kills them.

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Cartoonjunkies • 15 points
They actually try to begin the process as soon as possible after a doctor declares them dead. You can read some of their reports on the process. They have a standby team that will travel to wherever a patient is if they are expected to imminently pass away and then set up to preserve them as quickly as possible. Though they say they prefer if patients that are elderly or ill move near the facility to make the process quicker. Legally, you cannot do this to someone who is still alive.

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Szwejkowski • 11 points
Let’s say that someday that tech does exist and these popsicles are still viable. The only reason I can think of for anyone to revive one are historical curiosity or medical research. No one is going to know or care who they are and the company will absolutely not be the same one they signed a contract with. Anyone getting revived is going to be someone’s IP.

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Kissedmysister_ • 494 points
I reckon they freeze em and can get some DNA way later and artificially rebirth them. But I just smoke weed and ponder

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MazzyFo • 435 points
I like the pondering, though consciousness is physical and rewired over a lifetime. Using DNA to recreate someone would recreate another identical person, but it wouldnt be the same consciousness. It would be like rebirthing a twin

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Curlydeadhead • 224 points
Somehow, Palpatine returned.

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WhiteHattedRaven • 25 points
No one’s ever really gone.

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