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A Cheeto resembling a Pokémon sold for almost $90,000.

A Cheeto shaped like a Pokémon was sold for almost $90,000.

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kronik93 • 1,643 points
Need to inspect my damn cheetos before I eat 100k by mistake now

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goldblumspowerbook • 179 points
I know, right? I’m sure I’ve eaten like 50 Cheetos shaped like the lord.

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catfroman • 35 points
/r/nocontext

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ApolloXLII • 2 points
These are the lord’s cheeps!

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TheMustardisBad • 595 points
So what you’re saying is I need to find a way to create Cheetos that look like Pokemon 🤔

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amateur_mistake • 190 points
I think it will take a little more effort than that. You don’t want to just recreate another orange pokemon. If you really want to get that nut, you should get a bag of Freezin Cold Cheetos (which were blue) and “find” a cheeto that looks like one of the water pokemon.

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Le_Mug • 112 points
You’re thinking small, I’m going to eat one, shit it, and say it looks like muk.

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justsomeguy_youknow • 25 points
Toss it in the trash and call it Trubbish Dump the bag out on the floor and say it evolved into Garbodor

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Le_Mug • 10 points
How good is your origami ? We can fold the inside of the package and say it’s a Magnemite

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mostnormal • 2 points
I bid 5000

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ethotopia • 5 points
“Market value of orange pokemon-resembling cheetos CRASHES after second Charizard discovered”

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fxrky • 4 points
“Get that nut” in the wild killed me

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emohipster • 7 points
Charizard is always a selling point, so just create one that looks even more like Charizard to one-up this one and sell it for even more.

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ThirstyWolfSpider • 16 points
More like “I need to have $1.2M in dirty money in an ‘unconnected’ account which I need to launder”, to better match these sorts of sales.

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imtoowhiteandnerdy • 1 points
Coming soon: Cheeto shaped like Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel’s ceiling rendition of The Creation Of Adam.

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khovel • 1 points
Just find melted piles of chocolate, and find the one that best looks like grimer or muk

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ArcadianDelSol • 2 points
spray foam and orange dust. done.

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[deleted] • -5 points
Mr Trump, nobody asked for your morning regimen.

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ArcadianDelSol • 4 points
ffs not every conversation on this domain needs to be about Trump.

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CynicalPomeranian • 1 points
You can also try for a Jesus Cheeto, the religious nuts go crazy for those collectibles.

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Pinksters • 3 points
We already had Jesus Toast in the 90s.

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AlaWyrm • 207 points
So my [Pokemon Greatball](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/s/LapvAftn9W) agate has a chance? Edit: added link to agate.

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AFewStupidQuestions • 107 points
Yeah, actually.

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HlCKELPICKLE • 71 points
Considering how many rich kids buy pokemon shit for outrageous prices…. Yes. You just need to market it the right way, get a display case present it well and get it in front of the right person to impulse buy.

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AlaWyrm • 17 points
I had someone ask to buy it the last time I posted, but I didn’t have the equipment to polish it and had no idea how to price it. I do now so that is next on my list.

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Tekkzy • 12 points
Nice! I use a flat lap to polish sliced agates. What equipment did you get?

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AlaWyrm • 9 points
I got an 8 inch Cab King back in June. After using it for a few months, I’d still like to get a flat lap. In my experience so far, I like the look of a flat polish as opposed to the slightly rounded polish I get on the cab king wheels. I use the 360 grit flat lap wheel on the side once I am done shaping to make sure I have a flat surface to polish, but it is time consuming and not ideal. I still always end up with a low spot that is difficult to get scratches put of.

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Leroxia • 2 points
Please keep us updated.

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NeedsItRough • 14 points
I don’t even like geodes and I think that’s really fuckin cool.

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BioDefault • 6 points
If you don’t try to sell this for a ton of money I will be very disappointed. Take advantage of those pokemon collectors that are actively ruining other TCGs.

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