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Here’s another eye patch, the one I wore to share the sad news about losing my eye.

**Title:** Here’s another eye patch, the one I used to announce the unfortunate loss of my eye.

**What Happened:** It was a typical Saturday night when I decided to impress my friends by attempting to do a backflip into the pool. Spoiler alert: I hadn’t practiced. Instead of a graceful dive, I splashed down at an unfortunate angle, emerging gasping for air — and minus my right eye. The doctor assured me I could still live normally, despite my new pirate aesthetic. So, I proudly strutted around with an eye patch, which became the talk of the town. I even jokingly told people that it was the latest fashion statement and that I was just ahead of the curve!

**Why It’s Funny:** Imagine using an eye patch as a conversation starter! Every time someone commented on my stylish new accessory, I’d say, “Oh, this? Just a little reminder that life is unpredictable — and frankly, so are my gymnastics skills.” So now, I’m not just known as that guy who lost an eye; I’m that guy who turned a freak accident into a legendary tale, competing with my friends for the title of ‘Most Dramatic Pool Dive.’ Spoiler: I’ve totally won that one.

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OneTrueCosmos • 4,865 points
I used to work with a guy called keith who ended up losing his eye. We called him keth after that, as it’s keith without the i

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Xochitlcoyote • 1,396 points
I am howling hahahaha

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OneTrueCosmos • 234 points
True story!

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quinnwhodat • 71 points
I bet you do that a lot, u/xochitlcoyote

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_Valeir_ • 76 points
Did you mean /xochtlcoyote? Sorry if it’s too soon, but you seem to have a good spirit about the situation!

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justASlothyGiraffe • 5 points
My last initial is i, and some people call me slothy giraffe no i since I lost vision in my right eye

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steveonthegreenbike • 28 points
That story pre-dates the internet. Same as the guy at someone’s work who got called June as his name was Enda May.

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T3Chn0-m4n • 3 points
This feels like something I would hear Ellis say in left 4 dead 2

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nekinek • 8 points
holleriiiiiiiiing 😭

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DasSmoosh • 4,427 points
Second post I’ve seen tonight with this older meme. Pregnancy test beat this by a few hours.

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Dustmopper • 1,273 points
I’ve been chronically online for decades, including nearly 14 years on Reddit and I’ve never seen that before tonight Now I’ve seen it twice in a few hours

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phonetastic • 1,139 points
your loss

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Its_aTrap • 110 points
Their reddit karma gain

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Absolarix • 22 points
It’s always Loss

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Epicritical • 4 points
> your | || || |_ FTFY

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lovethatjourneyforus • 3 points
ehehehehe

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Xochitlcoyote • 267 points
I also painted a GOATSE eye patch and had a lot of people tell me my eyepatches are weirdly nostalgic…. I’m glad people like the patch notes

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d4t4s00ng • 80 points
Patch notes is killer, itd be a good company name

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moist_crack • 43 points
>GOATSE eye patch I’m equally amused as I am horrified, lmao

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Integrity-in-Crisis • 17 points
Just read the description under your picture. So did the hospital try to make it right? Are you seeking legal counsel for the possibility to sue, especially since it directly affects your livelyhood? Sounds like a big error if it cost you your eye.

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Xochitlcoyote • 29 points
Unfortunately I moved countries, this happened when I was in Switzerland and since then I’ve moved back to Canada as I had to pay for this mistake financially, too.

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Integrity-in-Crisis • 20 points
I would at least try looking into it or running it by a lawyer for their opinion. They would tell you straight up if they think you have a shot at winning or not. Lawyers don’t get paid unless you do if you get the right lawyer. I mean there’s the physical loss, the financial loss due to work and the stress of it all. Hope you’re doing well in the aftermath.

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Cuchillos_Adios • 18 points
>Lawyers don’t get paid unless you do if you get the right lawyer. Works On Contingency? No, Money Down!

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IAmAnAnonymousCoward • 7 points
Good luck suing a doctor in Switzerland.

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Integrity-in-Crisis • 8 points
I’m not familiar with their laws but that’s why I said consult a lawyer. If they’re that protected over there a lawyer would just say not worth it flat out most likely.

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Deiser • 6 points
You should make one with literal patch notes, like it was software :p

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RedSonGamble • 35 points
Same. I still don’t understand it. Like both times it’s been used in an almost funny way but isn’t it supposed to be about something really sad? lol not that I knock it I’m more confused than anything and I guess not funny funny but like tongue in cheek maybe? Which is fine humor in sadness but the comic seems so dark

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msnmck • 51 points
>isn’t it supposed to be about something really sad? It’s a reference to an online comic publication called *Ctrl+Alt+Del* which is usually about young adults and video games. The comic strip titled “Loss” was a sudden and unexpected four-panel tragedy where the female protagonist has just experienced a miscarriage. I don’t really follow the comic or creator drama, but I hear Tim Buckley is kind of an egotistical dick, and some people believe this serious turn in the comic was an inappropriate bid for attention. It’s based on something that he experienced in real life, but the memery doesn’t seem to have stopped him from publishing new content. tl;dr Google “loss comic.”

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MarstonsGhost • 58 points
Adding to this, the sudden dark turn in a silly gamer comic was semi-biographical, based on a miscarriage that Buckley’s girlfriend suffered. He ended up leaving her because of it, rather vocally placed the blame on her, and referred to her as having a “poisonous womb.”

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medstudenthowaway • 46 points
Jesus well now I understand why people don’t like him. What an asshole.

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