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Essential work emails

Last week, I was in a serious panic trying to finish a presentation for my boss. I sat at my desk, surrounded by sticky notes and half-empty coffee cups, drafting what I thought was a brilliant email summarizing the project. In my rush, I hit send without proofreading, and only moments later did I realize I had mistakenly written, “Attached is the important word emails,” instead of “important work emails.”
To make matters worse, autocorrect had transformed “word” into “bird,” so my boss received an email titled “Attached is the important bird emails.” Now, every time we discuss project updates, I can’t help but picture my boss meticulously reading through a flock of animated, chirping emails that were apparently flying around in my inbox. At least I provided some entertainment during our Monday meeting!

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Alternative_Gap974 • 84 points
I would be mad if someone stole my chicken

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puppuphooray • 7 points
Someone stole my yogurt and I was mad. I’d be beyond mad if someone stole my yogurt.

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FishSoFar • 5 points
heh

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MasterDeathless • 1 points
Oh! now I know why the chicken crossed the road!

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Ricordis • 328 points
Raw frozen chicken, mistaken for lunch. Nice sarcasm on the writer’s side, like it.

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DoTheRightThing1953 • 72 points
If someone ate it for their lunch they will be easy to identify. They will be the person in the toilet exploding from both ends.

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GANDORF57 • 8 points
Who are they working with? Alligators and velociraptors?

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dianab360 • 60 points
One time at my office someone stole 5lbs of butter out of the fridge and we made a HUGE deal about it for months. We were all pretty sure about who did it but then that lady we accused got hit by a truck (she lived) so the boss said we had to drop it.

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blbd • 25 points
I mean… the boss has a bit of a karmic point on that one. But what was the deal with 5 lbs of butter outside of a restaurant / foodservice environment?

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dianab360 • 18 points
That’s fair. I had gone to Costco on my lunch break and picked it up for my coworker, who was keeping it there until she left in the afternoon!

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darkbyrd • 2 points
20 pounds of beef and chicken in the fridge. Guy went by Sam’s on his way in

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Unumbotte • 3 points
Was it a dairy truck?

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Ohiolongboard • 1 points
This is amazing, thank you

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dogatthewheel • 40 points
I would not trust a chicken that went on a mystery adventure. “Oops I threw it in the trash, I’ll just dig it out and put it back in the fridge” “Oh, I thought that was a free chicken and put it in my trunk. I have a cooler, no ice but it’s probably fine. I’ll just take it back in the morning. It’s probably cold enough in the truck overnight

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kniveshu • 12 points
We at least need to know who is touching people’s chickens without permission.

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ACcbe1986 • 3 points
If you’re where I’m currently living, that chicken in the truck would be frozen before morning.

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daniboyoh • 52 points
If this is a food service job of some kind then yeah that’s not good. But if it’s anything else I have a lot more questions…

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Vans24 • 46 points
Be prepared to have a lot more questions.. high school front office

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SnowMantra • 24 points
If they’ll steal a fucking raw chicken from the fridge, imagine what else they steal and what other unethical behavior they do at this school

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TK421philly • 8 points
Management has taught me that people will do all kinds of crazy stuff at work. Sometimes there’s a reason and sometimes it’s just because the spirit moved them. And my therapist wonders why I have trust issues.

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dbmajor7 • 4 points
Nah your therapist is gaslighting you. Trust me😏

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TK421philly • 3 points
You’re probably right. As a thank you, here’s all my passwords and PIN numbers.

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Sure_Pilot5110 • 4 points
100% steal stuff from work if you’re underpaid, overworked, and under-appreciated. Working in a *school*? Don’t steal from coworkers, steal from *work.*

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FewHorror1019 • 0 points
I am paid well, well appreciated , work at hard as i want to. I still steal food from work so i have something to eat during wfh fridays and snacks for the weekend. I dont steal from my coworkers tho

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lowercaset • 5 points
Probably needed to make room in their freezer and brought it in to give to a coworker. Or they needed to defrost it for dinner that night and their fridge is already so full there’s not enough room.

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Really_McNamington • 3 points
Or using the school office as a delivery address for an online meat supplier? If you’re not going to be at home it could be better.

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lowercaset • 1 points
Yeah it’s gonna be something banal like that

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OurNewestMember • 16 points
“For the last time, I’m going to shut off the office lights and let whoever took the frozen raw chicken put it back by the break room sink”

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Luna3Aoife • 4 points
If this is the typical mini fridge and a coworker put a whole ass chicken and then some into the fridge… i dont think it ended up in someones belly, it probably ended up in the bin.

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uselessdrain • 5 points
At my work, someone stole a whole salmon. It was colored up, been refrozen, and had been disected by students. Definitely not for human consumption. No one fessed up, but we assume they got very sick.

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