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Title: Here we go again
Last Saturday morning, I decided to tackle my annual spring cleaning with the enthusiasm of someone preparing for a mission to Mars. Armed with my trusty vacuum and a playlist of 90s boy band hits, I was determined to banish dust bunnies from every corner of my apartment. But halfway through, I realized I had again forgotten to charge the vacuum. Cue the dramatic sound of silence as I stood there with a phalanx of dirty socks, a dust-covered bookshelf, and a sea of neglected clutter.
Honestly, I should have seen it coming. Every year, without fail, I have the exact same heroic aspiration followed by a technical mishap that turns me into the sad sock whisperer, resigned to chatting with my lonely broom. It’s like my vacuum has a secret agreement with my laziness—its battery mysteriously dies right when the chaos is about to be contained, forcing me to face my messy reality until I hear the sweet sound of that charger connecting. It truly is a comedic tragedy playing out every spring—complete with the soundtrack of my favorite boy bands cheering me on from the sidelines!
in Funny
Here we go once more.
3
January does something to people. Just sucks people’s souls dry right after Christmas.
S
Worst month of the year, every year, easily
I
I’d say February is. Take the worst of January and just stretch it out further into another month.
S
February at least you’ve got the hope of spring soon, plus it’s shorter.
J
Not for us southern hemisphere peeps. (But then for us January is typically nice, if not overbearingly hot)
V
Its nice that Feb is shorter though.
S
For me it’s November. As a Canadian it’s the only month with no holiday and the only day we do celebrate in November is Remembrance Day (or Veterans Day for the Americans). Just feels like a drag until finally we get to the Christmas season.
A
Hey pal don’t call my birth month the worst. Yours is the worst.
S
I’m sorry you were born in such a depressing month lol but I hope your birthday was fun
T
Probably because you’ve had half of it off and are now getting back to normality while also dealing with 40-50C heat
L
It’s been like -27°C here for weeks
U
Found the southern hemisphere guy
S
Or negative 17 degrees
C
Australia is awake…
T
Um, whut?
3
It kinda feels that way in NA this winter ;_;
4
It’s been mid teens Celsius where I’m at and I’m freezing!
T
It’s not just January.
A
I see it as you realize that you actually have to live another year and it sucks.
Y
My teeth has been the thing sucking my soul lately, last January and this January. Also financially sucks me dry.
3
Christmas hangover, NYE hangover, back to work hangover… all at once.
O
Yea agreed. 😭
M
January has been the longest year in history.
F
Like back in the days dude🍀❄️
C
I decided not to do dry January this year. That’s made all of the difference.
J
I just control my alcohol intake all year round to a point I don’t feel the need to go cold turkey because a number turned over? So weird. Edit: apparently people don’t like moderation and self control
N
How is that a question?
U
Ignore them, they’re drunk
J
Them: why don’t you do dry January?? Me: I just control my alcohol intake all year round to a point I don’t feel the need to go cold turkey because a number turned over? Why are you so concerned about whether it’s a question or not? Chill.
M
Man you need to get back on the sauce and chill a lil
I
Same. God I love heroin.
J
So right! Alcohol and heroin are so similar! 100% agreed. Edit: can anyone downvoting me please explain to me why they think alcohol and heroin are the same thing? Seriously. Are you people seriously that messed up? Guess so.
_
This is why trump is president.
F
Wow! Very cool!
W
Nah I didn’t look like that January 1st, I started as the second picture and now I’m twice as bad
C
January has been a hell of a decade.
A
Learning about an elite global pedo rape ring wasn’t in my 2026 bingo card
J
We’ve been learning about that for years though
C
Really? That was the free square on mine
S
I love january. I kindof dislike december. I’m a musician so december is a whirlwind of rehearsals and concerts with minimal time with family. Christmas is kind of stressful with little kids. January is relaxed, back to routine and school with kids and I get a little break from work. And the sun comes back to my area after almost two months of no direct sunlight.
B
I agree, my bday is January 23rd….
D
24th, pal. Turned thirty. The Januaryest of all the januaries I’ve seen so far.
B
Haha, i turned 40 this year. And yeah, pretty much always snow cover on our birthdays, in northish illinois.
M
25th Jan. 😆
B
Hey birthday twin! Happy belated🧁
T
feels like this is straight-up calling me out again
A
Every year
M
He looks like Flea with hair.
0
In the bleak midwinter…IYKYK
S
January went faster than December. December dragged.
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