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The material on that dress is the real mvp. No rip after impacti.
R
It literally saved her ass
E
Her ass saved a lot
M
it’s a lot of ass
D
Badonkadonk!
W
Gonna need a few more adonks for that.
S
Badonkadonkadonkadonk!
T
That’s *America’s* ass.
Y
And it was definitely sweating
L
Might of saved a bloodline.
G
Wouldn’t be so sure about that. I once went on an unplanned asphalt inspection while running because a dog jumped in front of my feet in the last possible moment. I was wearing long winter tights, a shirt, and a jacket. None of the clothes were damaged, yet somehow my shoulder and especially my knees had significant scratches and cuts. If her dress is as flexible as my running clothes she might not be as lucky as it seems.
S
100% agree … i have fallen and scraped my knees and elbows despite being clothed. The fabric was alright , maybe a tiny tear or so. .. but my knees and elbows suffered… road rash !
J
Yeah, she’s not going to be having growth any fun for a while.
E
Her knees must have gotten fucked.
D
Dat ass has been destroyed prior…
P
Go on….
I
It’s not the first time her ass was impacted by something hard and black.
B
She likes the penis of black man in her poo-cutter?
P
Her ass + Gravity = Disaster
E
I might have a custom suit made from that after watching this video…
M
Is that a WinAmp reference?
F
Talk about dragging a wagon
L
There’s a reason they call it rash guard.
F
Now that’s a skid mark!
B
Made of flesh
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B
I did one of those! Back in HS, fell off the back of a car going 30mph. Landed face first, road rashed the whole right side of my face. Looked like two face for a couple of weeks. Healed up pretty good, if you don’t count the lack of facial hair on that side.
Z
Ooh, half the shaving!
S
yeah, that one’s staying blue cheif.
F
Meat crayon!
R
lol, anything bad that happens to these guys when they drive their ATVs on the street is good.
D
Mark of the beast!
O
Good. I hate these roving ATV bands ruining everyone’s attempt at having a night out.
B
It’s *bad* in some cities i’ve visited. NYC for example. They seem to have free reign over parts of the city at night. Like… I kind of get it, in spirit. They’re young and are out there chasing those thrills – I just wish they’d do it where people aren’t driving, walking, eating, just trying to relax. Maybe the city could set up a sort of ‘motorcycle douche park’ – where they could do all of this while actors pretending to be cops chase them around? Only half kidding.
U
They wouldn’t go to a park without people to annoy. They’re doing it to attract attention.
J
Sometimes consequences are necessary to teach respect responsibility fairness caring trustworthiness and citizenship like we learned in kindergarten
I
Eh, people complain about skateboarders too, and there’s a skate park right near my work that keeps a ton of them contained. Every time I get to work, or leave near 11:00pm there’s a bunch of people around with some music playing at a reasonable volume, just having a good time
E
Can we franchise your Motorcycle Douche Park to the west coast? LA and SF would benefit greatly.
M
Motorcycle Douche Park LA would be great, but we don’t want to discriminate. We need a place where all the four-wheeled chuds can do donuts and tailwhip bystanders into light poles.
I
> motorcycle douche park /r/BrandNewSentence
D
I see it more in Philly than NYC but then again in NY I mostly go to manhattan not the other boroughs.
S
Typically these ppl aren’t riding motorcycles. Most of the times I see ATVs. It’s NYC we can’t ride bikes on the sidewalk they’re not about to make a park in NYC for ppl to ride motorbikes in. Go upstate for smth like that. I do hate when ppl do shit like this tho it’s reckless. Half of the ppl that do it also be from other places where this is a normal activity to do on a street.
D
Then they’ll try to shut down the park and someone will have to go to the city council meeting and do this: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1mvqohc/dirt_bike_enthusiasts_protest_a_city_council_plan/
R
I’ve never seen this, thankfully. I’m too European for this.
D
How does a few moments of loud noise ruin your night out? Sounds like it wasn’t that great to begin with
O
It’s not just loud noise. At least where I live, they plow through red lights and cross walks where people are trying to cross, up on the sidewalks, no regard for pedestrians. I don’t even live in that big a city (upstate NY), but it’s pretty absurd.
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You sound like a tool.
M
it’s the wheelies and lack of road safety affecting people around them, I’ve seen so many videos of people doing wheelies and then end up swiping someones car or just crashing
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