Last winter, my neighbors and I decided to compete in a neighborhood snowman-building contest. As temperatures dropped, we got competitive, creatively sculpting our frosty warriors. Gary across the street went for the classic look, complete with a carrot nose and twig arms, while my own snowman had a floppy hat, mismatched buttons, and a half-eaten snowball for a mouth. As the final judging approached, we all huddled together for an informal “evaluation.”
Amidst the laughter and trash talk, I accidentally knocked off Gary’s snowman’s head, and it rolled away, disappearing under a car. In a panic, I declared that I had “effectively evaluated” his creation and given it a lower score! The snowmelt didn’t help the situation, and the whole neighborhood burst into laughter as we all agreed the only true winner that day was the rogue snowball that caused quite the snowman identity crisis.
in Funny
Assess the snowman.

B
Why snowreen, i see you’ve enhanced yourself
D
The nipple placement is crazy.
C
It’s very generous
R
This woman doesn’t even have a ribcage.
S
A little high, but not **crazy**.
S
Aggressive, I’d say.
M
Yeah, I got my tooth fixed.
S
Nice snow mams
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So, no head?
N
There is a head, just in the shape of a bird.
D
Now that you mention it, she does look a bit like Sweet Dee.
L
Because of the implication
A
It’s a duckhead!
J
Birdbrain
Z
He’s not asking about that kind of head
F
The head dropped to the ground.
C
No head, but at least it has nipples so you know it’s a woman, with booby breast cleavage
B
*spikes phone and jumps on skateboard*
C
not unless you ask nicely
F
Nah got none, she didn’t have one.
U
*hurls phone*
W
Snow head
M
That’s what he said
E
My head and hat go off to you
S
[Calvin and Hobbes Snow woman](https://share.google/uvsSgTp60aofs6uA9)
K
Hot Frosty sequel incoming
P
Lol.
E
“Hot Frosty” sounds like something I wouldn’t want to google
S
That movie was actually kind of adorable. There was a bit of a self-awareness to it, so you could just enjoy the ride and not think they were taking themselves too seriously.
K
It’s fairly decent. It’s elevated by Craig Robinson and Jo Lo Truglio
W
U mean snowwoman by any chance…
D
SnowLady
S
Snowmen can have tits nowadays…the men do sometimes
L
Snowperson
I
Nice tits!
B
That’s a Snow Ma’am. 9/10 for missing a head
E
Yeah, with a head it would be 8 at most
G
Le tIts now!
S
‘s no man
P
Head is too small.
F
When I took the photo, the snowwoman’s head was dropped on the ground.
S
Yes, the proportions do seem a little off.
W
If if was there, i would’ve nutted all over it. noone would even know
E
Clumpy the snowman
N
the weather today, per this statue, is colder than a witch’s tits~. more importantly, did someone sculpt a rubber ducky on top? that takes serious skill
U
I should call her…
N
Snowchick.
F
The head dropped to the ground when I took the photo
P
She’s shy and didn’t want her photo on reddit… I’m loving the bottom of the dress. She will be needing a top in this weather, though.
O
“My eyes are up here….. wait.”
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