A Pasadena hotel’s valet parking turned down this car.
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Valet parking at a Pasadena hotel turned down this car.

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I’ve seen this one in real life and let me tell you it looks way worse in person
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Why does it exist?!
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Guy did a bunch as a joke and now at car meets he lets people add to it for the ridiculousness.
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Thats pretty cool. Makes a lot more sense than possibly squeezing out any extra mph.
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The only thing squeezing mph out of this thing is taking everything off
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Yeah, but it can drive upside down with that much downforce. Like an f1 car.
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Na brother every new “carbon fiber” addition adds 10 horsepower don’t you know? /s
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Aero loses mph. Proper aero just improves downforce and thus grip.
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Thanks for that info. I see it somewhat regularly but never knew it was a joke… I had a feeling, but let me tell you about a red similarly-themed Scion iA in Inglewood that was *not* a joke… hard to tell what’s serious or not now
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Honestly, I’m surprised it’s out on public roads. At least where I live, it’s illegal to have protuberances that could harm pedestrians in a collision, and this would definately fail the test. Some folk got their cars defected a while back for things like solar panels with sharp edges (more like ones you’d mount to a house roof than the flush ones designed for cars) and bumper-mounted fishing rod holders (steel tubes that cause injury or prevent people from rolling over the car when struck).
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Yeah the old German hand grenade holders have been a no-no for a while now.
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America has some incredibly lax car regulations compared with Straya that’s for sure
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H-Town swangas ftw
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Especially with respect to pedestrian injury. Pedestrians are basically subhuman, legally speaking.
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Who was driving?!?!
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Shredder from TMNT
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Someone way too old to do all that lol
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Isn’t that totally illegal owing to the extreme damage it would do to a pedestrian in a collision.
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“sir you can’t park your TEMU megatron here”
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https://x.com/skeletonyuth/status/1899553870004793826
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Thanks, I hate it. Looks like land barnacles.
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“How to drop a Honda Civic below 23 mpg in 53 expensive steps.”
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“It’s carbon bro, makes the car lighter” – the owner
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Finally, Carmageddon 4 must be coming with a ballsy promo.
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Reminds me of those rabbits with the virus that makes them grow horns around their heads https://apnews.com/article/rabbits-with-horns-virus-colorado-tentacles-papillomavirus-98b1ad95ba3a0f308bf884d79d1eea7c
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I’m pretty sure I recognize some of those Japanese characters. The car is saying “kill me”
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All I can think is “the wind resistance must be God awful.”
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think of the wind noise as well. E: I a no good speller.
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Dude he has extra mirrors in that crap! Yup…this side mirror on the lower door is gonna add so much downforce and vision.
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The extra side mirrors are needed because his normal ones can’t see past the stuff on his car.
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That isn’t even it’s final form!
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when you’ve played 1 game so long you managed to buy everything possible in the cosmetics shop
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LOL “Temu Megatron”
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Honda papilomavirus lookin ass car..
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I kept thinking it looked like a transformer that got stuck in mid- transformation.
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Temugatron
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> TEMU megatron Big smile from me on that one.
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Is this that thing ( disease ) that rabbits are catching now ?
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Looks like a prion disease
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Better than a Prius disease.
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Honda Tumor
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No! It’s nonda tumor!
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Bite your tongue.
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Do you bite your thumb at ~~us~~ our Prius, sir?
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This is exactly what I thought of too! [In case anyone doesn’t know about the rabbit disease](https://www.reddit.com/r/creepy/s/Tqr8NNjFli)
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It’s a normal disease rabbits have had forever, laymen are just finding out about it now.
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Laymen have known about it for a century or more. It’s just popped up recently again to inform the next batch.
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Almost certainly responsible for the mythological [Jackalope](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackalope).
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Now? Papilloma has been around for centuries. It’s where the Jackalope legend comes from.
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#SPOILERALERT
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