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Madness at Subway Station in New York
J
Art getting crazy these days
K
That was instantly my first thought. This is some kind of weird ass art thing. He has the second pair of underwear on probably with a jock to protect the boys and his moaning in pain sounds fake as hell. I’m sure there was a QR code nearby if the camera guy took a look around.
M
He’s clearly wearing a harness
L
And a wire
S
who he snitching on? The other rats at the subway?
M
Pizza rat goin’ down
P
I’m a business man with a business plan. I’m definitely. Not. A cop!
T
Shieeeeeeeeeeeeet
A
He’s also barely hiding his glee. Dude is on the verge of cracking up.
B
it´s more like a fetish thing, maybe?
A
Who knows Edit: My longshot guess is that this guy lost his fantasy football league and this was the punishment. We’re right at the time of year where fantasy leagues are drafting, and the punishment from the previous ~~years~~ year is doled out.
C
Kink overflow. As you get kinkier, eventually what turns you on becomes so kinky that it’s technically safe for work again. You have moved past pedestrian stuff such as identifiable acts and exposed traditionally sexy bodyparts, and into a realm of abstractions. The uninitiated think your porn stash is just really weird performance art or something. I can’t prove this is kink overflow but it feels like it. You can tell because it’s emotionally uncomfortable to watch and done with enthusiasm.
I
And the big smile on his face. That’s a big giveaway.
J
I’m sure it hurts a little and he likes the pain
F
> This is some kind of weird ass art thing. It’s not weird avant-garde art. It’s stupid social media bullshit.
M
I’m surprised there hasn’t been a push to make filming a crime for content into an aggravating factor like committing a crime with a gun is. Like if you’re charged for something and you’re found to be filming it, it becomes a felony, etc.
S
yes let’s compare abstract harmless performances to literal murder
L
You couldn’t see the harness?
L
Seems more like a fetish to me. Lol
R
He’s also smiling lol
V
Just fake/staged … notice how he’s NOT flailing around, actually trying to get down? Your skivvies would rip in a hot minute 😉
D
Looks like a frat hazing stunt maybe.
B
You see art i see some fetish weirdness
A
They’re not mutually exclusive
H
Haha, I got a laugh out of the post where there’s two guys who get off on hiding in a roll of carpet laid across the sidewalk to get stepped on and the two dudes have beef because of a territory war between them.
S
I’m pretty sure there’s plenty of spots in NYC to lay carpet and get stepped on, beef over territory between two dudes in NYC for that is wild.
B
It’s a sex thing. Humiliation kink.
U
Its fucking subway oracle. He’s moved on from this type of content and now mainly asks people dumb questions as they commute lmao
J
Well these days, art basically = desperate for views. So, yeah
D
Yea dude looks like he is basking in the attention.
I
Who are we to kink shame?
[
The non-consensual public
L
>these days Art has always been about ‘views’
I
TIL TikTok = art
C
Honestly this piece would look great in my foyer.
C
*Suspended Reality* It’s a 500000USD performance (ad revenue excluded) /s
G
That’s a performance not an accident. Real life click bait.
B
There’s a guy named Marcus Cornbread who does stuff like this on the subway
S
Theres absolutely nothing I despise more than people fucking with my subway ride. Any dancing, music, or trying to interact with me whatsoever just boils my blood.
K
I’m a rural person and the first time I went to NYC, the subway blew my mind with how disgusting it was. Then I went to San Francisco, and the nastiest smelling crazy person tried to sit directly next to me on a mostly empty train car. Mental illness is a bitch, but I don’t know how you all put up with that on a daily basis.
C
Humans are very adaptable and can acclimatize to crazy stuff. It’s our super-power.
O
Eh, depends on the day and the area. I grew up in the woods but now live in nyc and love it. It’s just different, not inherently all bad or all good. It’s also not for everyone, there’s enough people here, don’t try to force it.
S
Far from the strangest thing I’ve seen in the subway
T
> Marcus Cornbread You sure it’s not Marcus Pancakes?
U
Pretty sure this is subway oracle
B
He does look sort of ‘animatronic’ with the way he’s moving. ‘*come closer….. let Wedgie Woo see what’s in store for you! 2 fortunes for Five dollars….*’
U
That’s his Instagram handle. Hes a nyc subway content creator lmao
S
No shit? And here I thought everyone just wears 2 layers of underwear…
O
Also, annoying. Best to pay no extra attention to this cheap stuff.
D
Donald Glover will do anything to promote a new album.
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