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Dine in tranquility.
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That does not look like tempered glass. Yikes.
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Yeah, must say that could have been a lot worse and I’m very glad it wasn’t.
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cut his jeans right open
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I’ll cut my jeans, into pieces!
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I’ll make them into Jorts!!
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At fancy restaurants, I get no seating.
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There goes my last dessert!
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Cut my Jeans into pieces
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Bahnananananah
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Dododododo
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suffocation, my thighs arent breathing.
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I give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding.
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I hope they didn’t get any tiny shards in their eyes or anything. God that would hurt like a mf.
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That glass was jangling around his crotch for a uncomfortably long amount of time..
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\> jangling around his crotch
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A cut on your leg can kill you in a matter of minutes. This could have gone REAL bad.
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Super dangerous. Someone i went to high school with died because they fell onto a glass display table and the non-tempered glass punctured their artery and they bled to death. Had it been tempered they probably would have just needed a few stitches at worst.
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Someone in my city died a few years ago because they were drunk, stumbled into a street level window that didn’t have tempered glass and they slashed an artery and bled to death.
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Yep, the femoral artery. In your thigh, virtually unprotected and yet if it’s cut you can bleed out in minutes
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> virtually unprotected This is mostly because we evolved from being quadrupeds. When on all fours the artery is pretty protected being underneath and inside. And when we started walking on two feet there just wasn’t enough evolutionary pressure for it to be moved.
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It’s funny how being the apex predator makes you less evolved to defend against predators.
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Thankfully they didn’t die, but our apartment complex doesn’t have tempered glass (in a high crime rate area btw). I was walking to the liquor store directly next to the complex, and noticed a literal blood trail through my court yard all the way to the store. Someone from my complex was drunk and locked out of his apartment. So he decided to punch the window in and slashed his whole arm open. He was literally holding dirty news paper on it along for help. Ended up getting water and paper towels and did what first aid I could. Mainly keeping pressure. There was blood EVERYWHERE. Obviously called an ambulance and gave a statement. Guy survived and his blood trail did too.
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I almost died falling through a window, its no joke like
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Holy shit
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great, now I’m afraid of glass.
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Same thing happened to someone I went to highschool with too
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Indeed. That was plate glass for sure. They are super-lucky that the bigger shards didn’t turn them into glass porcupines.
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I mean, look at what they did to the knees of his pants 😮
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Look at that huge shard resting on his crotch for a sec as he gets up. If he were more clumsy he would have been in a world of hurt and embarrassment.
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Just FYI in the window industry, the middle pane of triple pane window assemblies do not need to be tempered. Only the outer panes that people can touch. Usually this is enough to protect people when they fall into or run into glass… but a fuckin car crash is a bit more than they anticipated assuming this is triple pane window and you see chunks of the middle pane My company uses tempered for all three panes so we dont have to worry about any handling concerns around the factory. And no guessing which is and isnt tempered.
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A relevant tangent. In the Will Ferrell/ Paul Rudd tv show, The Shrink Next Door, they take on a project to fabricate custom curtains for a Broadway show. In order to keep the costs down, they only apply flame retardant materials to the top since the lighting is the biggest potential fire hazard. During the play the curtains are used, every single actor comes onto the stage holding candles. Their reactions sitting in the audience are hilarious.
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The way his eyes widen and lock on where his partner fell as he leaps towards her worries me. Hopefully she wasn’t badly hurt.
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It definitely messed her up a bit: @NINAUNRATED | I’m beyond grateful to be alive after an SUV crashed through the glass wall at @cuveesculinarycreations in Houston, TX, shattering… | Instagram https://share.google/TETh1nHcon4pvsPoS
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That pile of large shards right in the blood triangle. One lucky dude.
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Very few windows are tempered. It has to be cut after production to fit the installation.
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Someone saw them making a tik Tok and chose violence
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Certainly influenced the outcome of dinner.
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And bowl movements.
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But also bowel movements.
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But it could have been in the bowl.
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Additionally, plate movements
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“If I see one more S.O.B. Making a TikTok while eati… oh it’s on!”
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Also equally possible the conversation 10 seconds before was “OK babe as soon as you take the first bite I’ll trigger the 15 pounds on TNT I left in the rental car. Tonight we’ll reach 500 subscribers at last!”
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Filming yourself eating is fucking weird.
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understandable
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It’s not completely unjustified.
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That lady’s face in the background though, back left..
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